Bitter but optimistic

How about a compromise? Say halfway between the feet and the eye.

It all depends on the location and vigor of the application Ethan.

Geez I hope the cheats go thru the season winless! That would be a record they could never expunge from their history.

You'd reckon Rupe would be ordering Viagra by the Pallet.

According to the news James Hird described the outcome as "a miscarriage of justice"! FMD!

FMD ..luded!! How can you live without fantasy videos across the bedroom wall? I mean ... doesn't everybody ..?

Being a defender for Melbourne over the last few years would have been a bloody tough gig. Sure he has made a few stuff ups but in most games he would be under constant pressure as Melbourne received its usual belting. He has stuck it out honourably and honestly. Good on him!!

No you're confused Barney. You're thinking of Betty going "eee! eee!! eee!!!" when you're ravaging her in drunken celebration of a Melbourne win!

Nah!! I'll beat that.

One side was enough for Marlon Brando dc. Still, I suppose some of that dried fruit...........

Always love your work ENYAW. I've encountered a few of those "natural freaks" over the years. They are usually good blokes err girls. They are usually good girls err blokes. Anyway met a few in Bangkok not Dees supporters unfortunately. Could be an untapped market.

No that's his Arab cousin Syrah who lives there.

I wonder if Jack Watts is thinking how glad he is that Viney is on the same side

Tell your sheila thanks DHD!! I wish they were wearing numbers.

It is always a wonderful thing to watch moral outrage fester on Demonland. In my view SWYL posted an opinion of a possible alternative behaviour, based on his experience, for the reporter. Agree with it or not, but I fail to see any good reason for the personal bashing he has received because of it.

Gee .... it's ages since I've been sexually harassed.

Ha ha ha !! dc that is hilarious!! What interest does a shagger of oldies like your good self have in the bones of the foot? FMD!! The old buggers would be on their back I'd imagine. Haha ha ha !!! FMD!!

What a [censored] up club we are!! Yet we all love it!! It follows that we must all be [censored] up!!

Thank you Doctor - you're post explains much. Indeed during my time with the Christian Bros, corporal punishment did not hold much joy, but nowadays .... ah well ...attitudes change. However, what really interests me is "your couple of years in bondage". Please provide more details. This could be a world record. PS. To all you smart arse pedants, my spelling mistake in the first sentence was deliberate. PPS. Doctor, you exhibit a number of ".tendencies". PPPS. All laudable of course; PPPPS. Just joshing. PPPPPS. BTW Doctor how is New Year celebrated in Hopping Dicks Creek? Are straw men burnt etc?

Well I am feeling my way at the moment Ernie so I'd appreciate a little more positivity. Perhaps you could direct some suckers err I mean clients in my direction.

I think it is time for another trip to the Philippines SWYL!!

Well things appear to be returning to normal on this thread. I noticed that the intellectual content declined during my (enforced) absence. Anyway i'm sure i'm a better man for it. That brings back memories. The Christian Bros told I'd be a better man after they'd given me a jolly good flogging. Not sure about that. I wonder if the good Doctor was a former Christian Bro? The marriage counselling business has been slow to take off but I'll be patient. The lads are a bit jittery atm because they've heard that Biffen has been in the area. I've upgraded the locks on the barn so they feel better. I'm relieved to hear OD is still with us and my dear friend Fl ogger has survived his toilets.

Has Jones ever finished that high previously? Can anyone remember?

You're generalising dc. Biffen is entirely without ethics yet he has left a string of failed get rich quick schemes behind him. My information is that currently he is ripping off disabled people. BTW. Comments on theology should be left for those with tertiary qualifications in that field.

And it's even worse when the fungal infection is playing up.