Bitter but optimistic

God you are common and vulgar at times Biffen. Surely anyone with cultural sensibilities would have lime with their Corona.

Banana smoothies are not exactly my cup of tea RL. However, the lads took umbrage to your comment about " preformance enhancing". Where are you going with this ? Remember I am a reformed character.

A prosperous and healthy New Year to you and yours OD. I hope someone gifted you a decent single malt over the festive season.

I presume you beat her for being wasteful with money. You and Poon Moon are on the ball today DC. I'm going on another foxhunt tonight to sharpen up.

The rules about consorting are also a worry. I'll have to keep away from the influence of those shady types who frequent Demonland.

Then you will all like the fact that I'm back - a reformed character after my rehab. I've spent a few days fox hunting with "the lads" - most enjoyable.

Yes and we bent over and copped said shafting with a smile. I hope those days of being a pizz weak stand for nothing club are gone forever.

Since when does positive matter DC?

No surprises there RL some of us have made an artform out of talking crap. If you removed crap, half ( and I'm being generous) of Demonland would disappear into the ether.

Sympathetically put DC, it is apparent that Moon is having a crisis regarding his er .... well .... s.....l identity. Do I detect a coming out party is on the cards?

Stop trying to pimp my sister DC. Biffen will be displeased.

Sounds like you've just met Moonshadow RL!

Well fl og, i have to admit to being a bit slow tonight. BUt could you please tell me WTF that picture has to do with your, or your fellow gropers ability to colour in a picture?

I believe they colour them in. The smarter sandgropers can actually stay inside the lines. Well so I've heard.

My geography is poor. Poojabbies or some such?

Does he have any other side?

I hope that is not the case because, and I do not wish to betray confidences here, Biffen is totally infatuated with her. He has a whole wall at his hovel hotel covered with images of her. He uses them for .... er ... shall we say inspiration.

Ha Ha ! Love it ! Never heard that one before!

SOP for Demonland I would have thought.

That answers many questions Floginator.

You are obviously the resident expert on vulgarity and poor taste Moon so I wont chalenge you on this.

Not a bad post Moon, for you – my training is at least making you intelligible AND I did raise a mild snigger. Some points. I am in a room that would be described as tastefully lit, certainly not dark. Good lighting is needed to highlight my fine collection of art. Your term “possum style”, however, does concern me. What on earth do you mean? When someone says “(insert animal) style “they are generally making a vulgar reference to coitus. Often suggestive of inadequacy on their behalf. I suggest you face up to your shortcomings and, rather than visualizing others enjoying their lawful pursuits you examine your own conscience. Lordweaver may be able to assist you in this.

18 minutes since a post. Let me guess. Biffen's gone back to the meth lab. DC's shagging some blue rinser from Burwood. Flo g and Moon are consoling each other.

Tired line Moon. You need to do better than that .

At another time I'll tell a story about "watching". It's not always distasteful or scornful - it can be quite uplifting.