Bitter but optimistic

How is the red going OD?

Thanks OD. I feel better now.

Call me stupid but I still had $51.00 in my Sportsbet account and, you guessed it. I invested $50.00 on the dees. Stamp DH on my forehead.

Depends on how many reds I've scoffed by that time. The on/off button could be beyond me!

How much can a teddy bear?

The "lads" will be disappointed too. They are always looking for fresh meat.

Great idea Red. However, it needs to be informal - I don't want to be signing autographs but I want people to feel free to touch my robe.

You know how it is DC. In one ear out the other.

I suppose that would be a change from the withered and flacid type that frequent the Gat?

Puppies my arse. Get a real beast that stomps the shite out of foxes.

I know what you mean. Join DC in hospital. Get a valve or two removed. It couldn't be much worse.

The lads are having a zen moment just now. I'll pass on your comments at a more appropriate time.

Just want to clear the air DC (you know, just in case). The "lads" forgive you for that scandalous post about the foxes and culling etc. They have moved on.

Ah well as the Christain Brothers taught me , we can all use a little self abu improvement.

Custom made of course. (bit of extra reinforcement)

Yes palanquin.

The only problem with DC getting the Krishna valve is that he would end up dancing and chanting around Burwood with his underpants over his robe. Not a classy look for a melbourne supporter. BTW. No one wanted my former slaves. Days of carrying me around in my custom made palanquin wore them out.

So you exclude all my mates ( term used loosely) but leave the door open for Biff's drughead associates from the Gat. Next thing you'll be contacting Mr. Danks and getting a preloaded valve.

I was also going to suggest avoiding those that had od'd. However, I then considered that OD himself might be reading this thread and could take offence. In any event, DC appears to be choosy do you think he would accept a christian bit? I not used to this notion of helping others.

Any possible donors at The Gat Biff?

Ha Ha. Nice one.

I hope it's not one of those old worn out "Blue rinse" porkers that voted for Jeff.

Glad to hear you're OK OD. However, if you were in another dimension upward there would be better things to do than watch the dees. If you were in another dimension downward, watching the dees would be the equivalent of eternal damnation.

If worst comes to worst DC, perhaps one of my "lads" would make the ultimate sacrife and donate a valve. No guarantees of course.

Fair point. That is uplifting literature.