Bitter but optimistic

Come on OD let's have a glimpse of optimism. A memorable Dees win and the Aussies giving South Africa a touch up. Btw I couldn't help but notice how calm but intense Roos looked in the coaches box. There is certainly a gravitas about him. I can still conjure up visions of Neeld constantly scribbling (obviously useless) notes. I haven't felt this upbeat since the day I ran over a lyrebird.

Back in the sixties/seventies the church tried to sell the rhythm method to good catholics. I thought it referred to rate of stroke and well .. look at me now. The church has much to answer for.

Agree entirely RL. Let's see what some of these blokes have to offer. Eg Toumpass, Watts and Dom Barry. Would have loved to have seen Hogan.

Ablation

I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed. Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out. Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

You're worrying me dee-luded!

Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue. Well i'll improvise if necessary.

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics. However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

So nothing will change. Than an alpaca's what?

God! How embarrassing (cringe cringe) and pizz poor was Aussie tv in those days?

... and shampooed the fan belt!

So your tastes in alcohol remain unchanged?

Good to see you continue your altruism at the Gat. BUT Grunters wipeout ?More specifics please.

Thank you for your support DC. You have obviously worked your way through a similar experience. BTW I have have exhorted Biffen to join this conversation , as his input would be invaluable, but alas he has sucumbed to the pleasures of the flesh and is currently unavailable.

Well not exactly Moon. Laws were different in those days - if you get my drift.

Yes and vinyl seats - you could almost hose them out. But there was a problem - the young lady passed out - what's a man to do?

If you lunch with Biffen (a singular experience) the "wine" come in large plastic containers.

That's the one. I remember pouring quite a bit into a young lady (I was quite sophisticated even then) and she chucked in my Kingswood. Just natural evolution DC.

Ah yes. I worked as a pot smoking barman. A couple of other delights were Advocaat and a red fizzy thing called something duck.

And don't forget when Spewmante became fashionable.

Often, after playing cricket on very hot days, some blokes had the habit of having a shandy or two first. They reckoned a full beer was too bitter when you were really thirsty.

You are correct Biffen. I thought I was a certainty for a gong this year. What the eff more can I do??

And! What's more you have insulted a fellow poster, who has risked life and limb , protecting his neighbour's wife and wine collection against the threat of fire. You should be ashamed.

You have magnificently demonstrated just how boorish you are Shandi. I am trying to be an example of what is expected on this site. I am sure WJ will admonish you for your crass posting.