Bitter but optimistic

Keep it quiet R and B !

Just been reading the thread about server errors and costs etc. So, given it's trade time I wondered who, if any Dland could trade out to raise a few bucks to keep the site going? Who has any value to other sites? Just a few thoughts- OD? Sorry mate but with limited time ahead not worth much. Young dee? Inexperienced but prolific – possible trade to Bomber blitz. WYL – Has pizzed everyone off so no trade value. The Big [censored]. Sprays it everywhere – but hoping someone will take him. Biffen. Serious drug and lifestyle problems. A bit like Garlett – no interest. DC. Flouts his underwear in public – obvious exhibitionist – maybe a bit of run on occasions but would go cheap. Stuie – Wants to be Captain but ..... Moonshadow – couldn’t really even put him up for trade. Obvious user of illegal substances, bizarre lifestyle. Clearly has mental issues. Sounds a bit harsh I know but due diligence would find him out. Ben Hur – Would want to be Captain even more than Stuie – obvious friction there. ‘ ... bubsie??? Effed up due to name change. That Clint Eastwood bloke – Jesus Christ That Song bloke with the buffed breasts and RTG are both Schoolteachers – not worth a cracker. Sorry guys – I left another dozen or so failures out ( at least). I simply became too depressed. Demonland is about as tradeable as MFC. Of course I, modestly, must mention myself, high trade value but loyal. So don’t worry, I’ll stick.

Well I can only marry her off once, so I need to get the best possible price. You know how it is in a capitalist world. Worst case she gets sold to Biff and has to work at the Gat.

DC you simply have no appreciation of beautiful women.

My sexy sister!

Yes you are an abject failure BB. You should have beaten your children the moment they showed interest in any other team but Melbourne.

Come on. Don't let alcohol get in the way of your civic duty. Moonie is floundering - he needs help.

Very glad you are online BF. Could you please educate Moonshadow as to how he should conduct himself on this thread and give him some idea of etiquette in general. I'm sure he would value your advice.

BTW. All you banana freaks. Read today's Epicure. Banana bread has been deemed a very unhealthy food!

Sea air?. Maybe a caravan park. Sell a bit of Meth, run a couple of big noses - Life's Good.

Sounds like the Gat is no longer big enough for you. King Street?

What about yourself Biff - fully detoxed?

It's a place where Kiwis have multiple sex partners.

Shiraz is my preferred poison RTG.

I understand OD.

Does this translate into less or more single Malt OD?

I'll be too Franz Liszt to worry.

Don't worry I'll reassure him that we are normal guys.

Wel i hope you learn the pain of rejection when you are sad and lonely Moon. I'll ask Lordweaver to pray for you. Anyway have another look. Are you sure?

And how can Connolly's (at worst stupidity) be equated to Hird's dalliance with substances that could injure others?

That was my sister Moon. I posted that pic offering you a date. Now she's hurt because you didn't respond. You are a thoughtless bastard!

I've got take what I can get OD!

Big bodied midfielder I'm guessing.

Yep. Just another lunatic in the asylum.Well maybe one of the better class lunatics.

Just to remind you all of my pathetic year on the punt. I put 50.00 on Melb, last year to make the 8 !!! What do they say about a [censored] and his money?