Bitter but optimistic

Reading your banal posts is more likely to make my head spin off Moonie!

And what about those Gatwick girls who said they loved me for what I am? Was this all part of your cruel plot ? You are so cruel - I've been going to the the gym and sweating because I thought those girls loved me. The "Lads" saw through your money making plots but I, a rural innocent could not!

Any chance of a refund for those "personal services" you incurred on my credit card biff? That would give me some solace.

Anyway Moon, you're old mate Demoneyes has been bemoaning the absolute stupidity and lack of intellectual content on this thread. Now you come along. I reckon Clint is well in front of the game.

Necessary however.

Hope you washed your hands before touching the keyboard!

If you really want mindless, wait for Moonshadow to post. Shouldn't be long if he's done the dishes and tidied up the kitchen.

I hope you realize dc that that smack to fl og (which exposes his total ignorance of football) will result in him not posting for some time.. In fact ...if I was fl og , I wouldn't post for 10 years or so.

Of course I'm making fun of your name clitor- that is what I do. However, to finish an evening a muscat or tokay from Rutherglen is beyond belief . Tried either of those?

Whenever you post clit clunt -you know who I mean. My mind goes blank also and I reach for my (not Heathcote red)

Fl og doesn't know much beyond his colouring book.

Could be 50 years till the next one Red! I'm sounding like OD.

FMD! Last time I did a deal with you my credit card went missing for three days. "just a misunderstanding" you said, but all those charges for "personal services" were never refunded.

I suppose your usual discretion and normal principles of business would not allow you to disclose any names related to BOREWOOD and the purchase of large amounts of Cialis. (AKA a gigolos best friend) Hang on you have no principles and discretion so you are simply waiting for final clearance of the funds?

[censored] out on drugs

I reckon it's his current squeeze!

Wouldn't matter - he's illiterate and couldn't read a key or legend. Just let the little fella be creative and we'll see if he can stay inside the lines.

Well pizz off and colour it in.

Good question - if your and Fl ogs efforts represent the standard at this hour then I will resume my early retiring habits.

Save your "humour" for the blue rinsers dc!

Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32. Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube. "Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved. Stick to your colouring books.

If I could drag him out of the S bend he'd call me Pain Man!

I smell a rat here! It is a given that you are illiterate. Therefore I need to know who put you up to that post! Hang on...I've got it .....Asperger Syndrome!!! The book was a gift to you but you couldn't read it! All makes sense now...

Just as I was speculating on how silly and irrelevant a post could be ..... Anyway, I thought you'd suffocated in an "S bend" Fl og ................ where did you get the spine transplant BTW?

Forget it bj. If you offended Loonie Moonie well done and do it again.