Bitter but optimistic

I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!

You forgot- A dirty little Fl og! And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!

Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!

Jeeezus Biff! I've had a lot to drink and am very fragile!! Nasty tastes are bubbling up!

OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".

Guilty on all counts and loving it! Perhaps dc and myself are the only honest perverts on this site....... No stupid comment ... I love Dland for the extravagant number of perverts and sickos on it

You would make spectacular road kill fl og!

It's a sport with benefits!

Err well yes ... thanks for sharing that dc. Obviously some of your sessions with the blue rinsers require external input. It seems I have underestimated some activities in not so Borewood

He's a bit of a sicko dc!

Stick to your usual "cheap whine" Moonie and don't bother me further tonight.

It's called Heirloom Shiraz from the Barossa. Cheap but a very rich "mouth filler"

Both look like pillow biters to me.

Jim Nasium is a mate - good bloke!

Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome. I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.

Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms. The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out. Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.

You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?

Who did Hugh improvement play for Fl og?

Well there you go! You and I are classy drunks. Do you chase the old sheilas like dc?

So we are both possibly pizzed Crint (FMD who called you that). I will source a more respectable Durif and give it a more reasoned try! Let you know!

You dont need cognitive abilities here!

Good evening to you Clint and I am happy for you. Not a real fan of the straight durif myself. In any event today has been b bar que and, later, pizza. So a combination of beer, bourban and cheap shiraz - not a day for the discerning palate.

Just had some info on Biffen. He was seen today enjoying a free lunch and grog in an exclusive Melbourne location. Apparently hobnobbing with captains of industry. (and their wives god help us). He has been headhunted into a new business. Details are scarce but he is going to be the front man for a massive environmental scam. Evidently the company fronts with green credentials but is a land/forest raper of huge proportions. Biffen's role will be "spin doctor" - deflection and justification.

Thank you for adding some sage advice and good taste to this thread. There are too many gauche and vulgar types here (Jizza and Moonie come immediately to mind) and I need respite from corresponding with them. Polite and genteel conversation is always welcome.