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Bitter but optimistic

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Everything posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. ZZZZZZzzzzzz. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ....zzzzzzzzzzzz . zzzz zzz z z z
  2. Christ you're thick at times Moon. I thought you were some some sort of an intellectual - but you are more like a common tradie . (side entrance at Romsey). What I meant was - play the GF today, tomorrow - it's all preordained.
  3. I reckon the AFL could close up shop anytime and stick the Swans and Hawks on the G to fight it out.
  4. I fail to see any problem with a hairless dome - provided it is properly decorated.
  5. Take a grip on yourself Biff. You have to prove yourself a worthy candidate before such higher honours are available to you. I'll pick up the drugs and alcohol (good faith on your part) and we'll take it from there. Don't put a noose around your neck just yet.
  6. You are a pillar of society Biff. Well impolite society anyway.
  7. I can't kendone that!
  8. "Except i wont do the goat thing". That makes it tricky Biff. However, if you supply drugs and alcohol down "south" , and are prepared to bare your [censored] , it might be possible.
  9. Nah nah, you have the wrong info dc - I'm still a Mason. I'm on the square. In fact I'm the only one with an Alpaca trimmed apron.
  10. [censored] yeah! I only mentioned it and the "lads" started honking and kicking their stalls. Anyway the neighbour is out so I'm going over to make sure everything is ok with his missus (and his wine).
  11. I know you're working on a cure for the pox but surely you could do a unibomber impersonation and send a few sprinkles out west?
  12. FFS Biff now is your chance to get rid of that Agent Orange you've been hoarding. Chuck it in the [censored] pond!!
  13. I suppose they play a final eight.
  14. Where are the Falcons Fl og?
  15. Truth can be stranger than fiction BB.
  16. OR - if no bastard wants their name associated with it
  17. I cannot imagine what he wears at "showtime"!
  18. Apparently except when the Dees are involved at the pointy end!!
  19. No No Jizz. Dc walks past the debs and goes for the certainties.
  20. 'Thats why I said I was cooking chicken. Haven't you seen that 007 movie where Bond says "I knew you were a spy when you ordered chianti with fish"? Got to get the selections right with the food, but red is the colour of choice. Borewood is full of semillon sauvignon blanc latte sipping soft kocks." Taken from another thread.I wont dob in the poster of course ( i am the soul of discretion) but dc - cop that.
  21. Come on fess up. I wont hold it against you!!
  22. Thanks RTG, as you know I value your opinion on such matters, and, as a result, I feel much better about myself. My hard work in the gym maybe paying off.
  23. I'm over 100kg and something of a beast. Will I get drafted?
  24. Do you live anywhere near Borewood bjD?
  25. He must be permanently pizzed Shirley.

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