Bitter but optimistic

Stick to your schoolboy toilet humour Moon!

Biffen will no doubt correct me if my usage is incorrect but I do not think that "stuffed" is le mot juste . There is a far more accurate (albeit vulgar) substitute that springs to my mind.

I think you protest too much Moonie!!

Don't worry WJ, I'll pull my weight!

Well you smartarses, now that I've discovered the game begins at 11.00 am - I may not be able to comment on Jesse's excellence. What is the logic behind the timing? Please .. I need to know this.

Schoolboy smut. What a disgusting lot you are!

Just back from another session at the gym. I'm certainly feeling a new man.

Except the "highs" are effing rare OD. Although, I'll admit, there have been some rippers. Beating the drug cheats comes to mind, as does that win against the Swan and the come from behind against Freo.

Funny men are often troubled men. Why is it so?

Comedy gold! You are wasting your talents pimping Biff.

FMD!! That might explain why the pond slime has disappeared. Bon appetit Jazza!!

You disagree with Dr. Lecter at your peril Moon!

Or.. "fava beans and a nice chianti".

Mmmm they are quite cute - who knows? Jazza was bemoaning the lack of female company recently. However they are far removed from the "little bottler" Aussie reds that first enter my thinking dc. More to your taste, I would have thought Moonie.

That most likely means that Jazza now finds the Jerseys are looking more seductive and alluring than the Friesians.

And I cant stand his gay hairstyle either!

Glad you also noticed RL. Dermie is the main culprit. Someone taught him to speak slowly in order to sound measured and intelligent but, to a discerning listener, he is a condescending [censored]!!

Explanation understood and accepted.

Christ bb, have you nothing better to do?

Have to admire your subtle cruelty and sadism Biff. Admit you only alluded to the exquisite pleasure of the morning smoke and coffee to bring Jazza out in a cold sweat.

Odd you should mention my apparel Biff. I had a "fine dining experience" last night and wore my suede jacket (sans tassels). Must say I drew quite a few glances of obvious admiration.

Don't be so precious Biff. It's all in a day's work to you - surely.

Quite correct Gallus ! There are too many posters who mindlessly derail sensible threads. I do my best to maintain some order but sometimes I am overwhelmed by the likes of OD's misery, dc's innuendo and Moonshadow's bizarre sexual suggestiveness, that it all becomes too much. Anyway onto important matters. I am going from strength to strength at the gym , however, I have now been instructed to carry a towel to mop up the pools of bodily fluids that I leave in my wake.

You can rip Moonie off as much as you like "Dr. Biff" but he is beyond the help of even your most imaginative concoctions.

Monday Night WDTA Inter Club Ladies Comp There are currently 3 ladies teams of varying standards in the WDTA Spring 2014 Competition. The Management team would like to thank Daisycutter for his incredible diligence and long after hours commitment in coordinating this competition. Any interested ladies of any standard (or age, or looks) who would like some Monday night (or any night's) action please call dc on xxxxxxxxx. (or pm via Demonland forums) You are just too modest dc. I just lifted this off the Borewood Tennis Club's website.