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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION - Round 20
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
Perhaps I am a sad and pathetic soul but I live for demonland gems such as this, that offer such wonderful insights into the human condition. Thank you for sharing Ethan. -
I do have one or two other ways to while away idle moments chook.
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MATCH PREVIEW AND TEAM SELECTION - Round 20
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
FFS Saty !!! It's his avatar - he can do what the [censored] he likes with it!! -
Only if I can choose my own outfit.
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Let me be the first !!!! Moonie is almost as silly as picket!!! Bwahaha!1 Bwahaha!!
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I'd be very happy to illuminate you picket !! With a flame thrower!!!
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That is possible Ethan but 47 showers in a day maybe taking cleanliness to the extreme.
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If Rance is looking to go he might be looking West. Family and church connections would be in that part of the world.
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I'm confident it would stand proudly in the face of critical analysis !!!
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What no Clarrie Chew Chewed !!!!!!!! How very fickle of you picket !!!
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He is certainly a decent sized unit mono, but I don't know whether he is ready for a call up. Perhaps one of the regular Casey watchers could comment.
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Thanks - I'll make sure to see it then!
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Is it a porno Adam?
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Not sure I'd say "slight" RTG but he still has the build of a young man. I noticed he had big hands so I expect he will fill out to a decent size.
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Saw young Weed up close in the Betty Cuthbert bar today RTG. I reckon his build is almost identical to Jack Watts when he came to the club. I don't think a debut against Hawthorn would be healthy for him!
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Demonland Player of the Year - Round 19
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
Watts - His best game for the club Tyson - At the contest all day. Unobtrusive but a gun. VDB - Best game for the year. Took a very strong mark. Avenue to goal. Stretch. Nice outside run. Looked like his old man at times. Petracca - Geez this kid has class. O mac . Showed why the selectors have stuck with him. -
My 3 word player analysis V Gold Coast
Bitter but optimistic replied to joeboy's topic in Melbourne Demons
Avoid that making love in the dunes stuff RTG - very uncomfortable -
POST MATCH DISCUSSION - Round 19
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
Just back at The Manor after a very shitty game of football. Jack Watts played his best game ever. This was the game of a mature footballer and leader who was on the spot when most needed. Dom Tyson was effective without being spectacular. Geez he worked hard. We frigged around with ball to a chronic level. What is the problem with kicking the ball toward our goals? I would also like to know what Hogan's role is? He works his arse off and takes marks/gains possession all over the ground. Can he do this and be a key forward? I must say that Jack Watts did just this but he has about 100 games hard won experience on Hogan. Jesse seems down on confidence to me and I wonder if lack of role clarity is contributing? -
Perhaps Uncle Bitter could meet the children.
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You really do have to be more than a touch cynical and twisted to support Melbourne. I don't reckon that anytime in my remaining pathetic years I'll ever be 100% confident of a win.
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Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts. An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".
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A "certificate" doesn't count with you blokes. Once a "to and from" always a "to and from"!
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Around The Grounds - Round 19
Bitter but optimistic replied to Ethan Tremblay's topic in Melbourne Demons
I've got Meth Coast in a multi bet - I want the dough! -
Dawes vs Pedo.... the poll
Bitter but optimistic replied to The Lobster Effect's topic in Melbourne Demons
Nah! But his Missus is welcome! -
FFS Saty, I'll toss pancakes if required then I'll pass the hat around to get you back on that plane. Leave the blonde behind.