Bitter but optimistic

My Lord! The "spit or swallow" debate is , of course, best left to your maids or Biff's girls at "the Gat". However, Demoneyes seems more the quaffer than sipper to me. I think you are according him far more respectability than is due. Nonetheless your opinion is is always highly valued - especially above the riff raff that I'm currently indulging.

FFS pick one of your dunnies, do the world a favour, and fuc king drown yourself in your own sh ite.

That debate comes up periodically by proponents of LE or BE with ridiculous (and sometimes simplistic zeal dc). This is bullshi te because usually what makes either endianness superior for some applications makes it inferior for others. There are many trade offs available. Anyway it is not a discussion for this forum of simpleminds.

Now that "picture book boy" has arrived I'm leaving. That particular black hole of illiteracy is potentially dangerous.

And .... unlike some ... I don't give a flying Farrck. As the great Paul Keating said (and I'm paraphrasing .. heavily) you are unlikely to be flogged to death by wet lettuce leaves.

I'll stick to base 10. You stick to bluerinsers and don't encourage the simpletons.

And right there is the fall back position of the inferior intellect. Good god!! I have little hope for the future.

You miss my point dullard. The post was neither funny nor meaningful. IE A pointless post!!!!

Ha Ha Ha !! I think that reinforces my comment about lack of taste, discernment etc etc!!! It will be a guzzle fest with the occasional attempt to make some sort of educated comment. (good nose.. tannins a bit overdone .. another year or two... strong plummy taste ...etc etc) FMD!!

Ok indulge me. Please explain, in layman's terms of course, just exactly what that Base 16 .... post means.

That just maybe the silliest post I have ever seen!

Ha Ha Ha! FFS . By the the time you get to the third winery the gob has gone. There is no discernment just guzzling. Don't be pretentious twats.

Indeed

I could not possibly be more intellectual than I am Clit!!

Don't get too carried away Jizza - I gave up smoking for 8 years and then started again. And gave up again ..and started again. Five years currently. Mark Twain famously said that giving up smoking was simple - he had done so several times!

Yes Biffen is a very considerate host - I only had to drive about 75kms.

Yeah MWC ticked all the comedic boxes for mine? There is one other show that I would like comments from the wiseheads on - South Park. I'll give mine. Pretensions to some sort of notion that the humour was only suitable for intellectuals of the highest order. This meant that people could refer to it over coffee and pretend to be complicit without anyone having the slightest clue as to what they were talking about. Total tripe.

I understand perfectly Sir. Possible embarrassments with the maids etc.. I'll pm you the salient facts.

And another Pommy classic of that era was the "The Rag Trade" (OD may remember this one) where If memory serves me Reg Varney started. Seinfeld is a crude pie chucker compared to that lot!

BTW you wackers have no idea of comedy or good taste. What about a bloke named Tony Hancock or another - Sid James. English comedy always [censored] on everyone else by a mile. The yanks produced a pizzant Archie Bunker to rival Alf Garnett - total failure. Who can beat Steptoe? Actually the yanks did come up with one good one "Al Bundy" and his dysfunctional family.

Those places are quite classy Clit - I'm talking sawdust on the floor!

The truth of the matter- I received a short notice invite from Biffen to join him for lunch. Normally this would arouse suspicion and trepidation but,as the suggested venue was a respectable country pub, not a million miles from Romsey – I accepted. Gullible me. At the last moment Biffen changed the venue to a miserable little inn, in an even more miserable town that I had never heard of. No mobile coverage! Upon entering the bar I immediately realised that if ever they wanted hillbillies for a remake of “Deliverance” – this was the place. I immediately regretted bringing the Merc but at least I could still see it through the murky windows. Biffen arrived – chauffer driven no less – by a particularly disreputable looking fellow and escorted me into a dingy area at the back of the pub. Of course, I was by far the most fashionably dressed. Biffen and his “driver’ looked like common bogtrotters. I even sported my limited edition Mercedes watch which Biffen (the lout) referred to as “bling”! Biffen was well known and warmly greeted by the “locals”. The waitress had enough tatts to qualify as street art and Biffen immediately began to regale her with tales of his “penthouse” in St.Kilda and how could offer her far greater opportunities for career advancement. The barmaid ( a particularly slatternly type) sported a nose ring that would have controlled the most unruly of bullocks. Welcome to Biffen’s world! Biffen played “mine host” and ordered me something that looked like warm road kill hidden under greasy chips. Beautifully plated! He also managed to find a cheap and nasty shiraz to wash it down with. There were some interruptions while “mine host” had to step outside to conclude business transactions. The actual purpose of the lunch was a crude attempt to drag my good name into a business deal involving an environmental scam and the abuse of 457 visas. Typical Biffen. Anyway, I survived the experience. As I’m sure Earl Hood would agree it is sometimes necessary to mix with the vulgar elements of society to humbly remind oneself of one’s superiority.

Jesus Christ! You are remarkably illiterate.

You must have been pizzed for years Clit. That was some of the most simplistic and banal television ever made. Sadly (and unbelievably) too many people actually viewed it as some sort of model for proper social behaviour and living life in general. FMD!!

Just woken up Clit?