Bitter but optimistic

I don't think enlisting Clit's "friends" will do much for your already bloated farmer's bank balance Jizza.

That's one of the nicest things I've ever had said about me dc. I'm reaching for the kleenex and the lads are also honking and snivelling. He is a hero to me and I aspire to reach his level of morality. A short but wonderfully decadent life.

Let me get this straight Clit. A typical night in the Cli t household. You slog down a couple of bottles of expensive red (via the medium of a reidel glass of course) while your dutiful missus lolls about (in dreamy expectation) in a tie. I'm guessing the the only interruption to this blissful domestic tableau is the the phone calls from your golf partner, or customers, or mates, who give you valuable insights to the inner working of the MFC.

Should that read "with her tied up"?

It's too late to play the wine snob Cl it. We all know you are a pi zz head!

My film interest is entirely pornographic. They require little thought, have a simple dialogue and no matter how drunk one may be - the plot is easy to follow.

Now there's a phrase that evokes some colourful memories!

Actually it was my only .................. for that night. It was a rushed , shabby and uncomfortable event. Not worth repeating.

Yeah that's a fact. The stem on Riedel Shiraz glass is most unforgiving. I did for a couple in the sink!

Yeah had a big night on the RR about 40 years ago. Got a root too!

Then your (just inserted that illiteracy as a Christmas gift to you Fl og) not drinking enough Clit!

I imagine Earl that you would be a touch nervous at the moment. However, I am confident that your many good works will be rewarded in a certain new year announcement.

I kept falling over pi zzed and breaking them. The lads wont allow them in the house anymore.

I'm slurping a shiraz/viognier atm Clit. A little bit of tannin and a little bit peppery. Not bad. Although I can't quite fill two schooners from the bottle.

Sad part is that Fl og probably thinks this shite is actually art!

I've acknowledged you once Fl og. Now go back to your (not you're) S bends.

It would be much shorter (and thinner) but that's why I said dc would know her (in the biblical sense). Forgive me Lordweaver, if you are watching from above, for my blasphemy.

Add about 30 years to her. Flaccid boobs. An absence of front teeth. Suppurating sores and a drugged out demeanor and you have Biffen's top girl. Dc would know her.

Now there's an attractive women!

What makes you say that Red?

YOU'RE! Write it out 10000 times [censored]!

Biffen is on to you dc. Even if it is only to sell you his cheap version of viagra.

unfunny dc - back to the nursing homes for you!

My missus made a similar comment last night.

What are you drinking atm Clit? Anything decent?