Bitter but optimistic

Care factor on this is zero as I can't remember the last time I watched that dreadful programme, however, Brayshaw added absolutely nothing to nine's already very ordinary cricket commentary team so I am not surprised. Interesting to note that the Herald-Sin rated this story as worthy of front page headline and a page 3 story. FMD!!!

What's your point Jara?

Little you know Moonie! What about those very smart off the shoulder dresses the blokes used to wear? Tugas I believe they were called.

As it should Ernie.

Thatch the way I like it dc .... no no no .........stop it now! Puns [censored] me up!

That's [censored] funny Wrecker. Thanks for that!!

Thatch me if you can?

Well I'm sure it at least had a good spring clean. A hoovering and a scrub.

Your aspirations are soooo mediocre Biffen!

Disappointing that I wasn't the first!! Bitter is on the high end of the alphabet also.

Melbourne are consistently finalists at this time of year. Then comes the harsh reality of round 1. Yes finally, we do seem to have put together a decent looking team but recent [censored] weak efforts against Carlton, Essendon and StKilda still caste a dark shadow. I'd love to attend a finals match with Melbourne in it but I'm not prepared to predict it at this time.

Billy Barrot drop kicking on the run. One of the most beautiful sights in football and, sadly, not to be seen again!

Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player". In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

Love your work KC! Do you have any inside info on a possible Scorps relocation to ..... err ..say Romsey?

Spot on Ted! It beggars belief that at least a couple of others weren't fully cognizant and supportive of what Dank was up to.

In the interim dc, you could hire a couple of the lads from me ( mates rates ). The only possible downside is that they may inadvertently stomp your blue hued nocturnal visitors.

Best no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

What really shits me is that just as we are finally seeing some light at the end of the demoniac tunnel, the love child GWS, is being force fed enough talent and advantages to ensure they become an unstoppable powerhouse for years to come.

Just like that eh Saty? I'll get right onto it. Should knock out my first corporate success in no time!

Pah to CS Lewis!! Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids. Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

So the evolution is complete. Simple Harry O'Brian has finally transmogrified into The Prince of Darkness!

How about The day of the Knee Trembler ?

Fair enough! We'll send Saty then.