Bitter but optimistic

The old Astors go out in the Gat's refurbishment Biff?

Does that mean you have to wash them more ......................... or less?

Does he shag the same sheila for 400 years?

Fair point dc.

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance. Katter !!! FMD not Bob Katter!!!

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox. Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

That might have worked once bj but nowadays every manufacturer and business fears litigation. I can't think of a worse choking hazard than a pube at the back of the throat.

I realise you are a man of the (other) world Ernie but may I caution you not to be sucked in by Biffen . You have only seen his better side. Correct dc and there have been a number of setbacks since then. I understand ( from a source within the Hood household) that he caught his man Hudson and the hirstute Conchita in flagrante delicto, in a tub of steaming guava paste! Little wonder he is unhinged.

Agree Red. In fact good luck to him. If you can use the rules to your advantage then you're smart. It's up to the rule makers to do something about it.

The thing is dc, a stoning would have to be tasteful and well organised before I'd be interested.. You know we'd want front row seats and plenty of coldies ( can't risk dehydration in those parts). And we would need someone reliable to hold the bets. You know, " I'll give 5 to 1 that that Abdul's next yonnie takes out her left eye." I hope Earl Hood has considered the potential needs of his clients.

Have you booked in any stonings of immoral sheilas Earl? This could influence my attendance.

I think you have to get over this attitude bb. Some of the worst sickos imaginable are on Demonland. Your worst extravagances are normal here. Just consider dc's immoral and unnatural hobbies.

You know the old story bb! It was all a question of whether or not you were quick enough to catch a good looking camel

The Bedouin were basically decent blokes dc. Could get excitable on occasion but generally liked to relax at the oasis and enjoy the odd date. Camel lovers though!

You are not turning old and cynical and, dare I say it, "bitter" are you OD? Well I suppose you can't turn old. But what about cynical and bitter?

I'm 148. IQ that is. I think it best if I withdraw my application for your tour Ernie.

Queensland and civilisation in the same sentence is a big call doc! As to whimsy and reality - I know longer see any difference.

You bringing any bluerinsers along dc or will they be recuperating from an arduous Saturday night? I'll be there too but incognito. If either Biffen or Moonie see me they hang about like groupies. Such is the price of fame I suppose.

You risking life and limb to leave the warm embrace of Borewood dc?

What a nasty fellow you can be dc - I suppose it comes from living in Borewood. The lads were quite well but became distressed at the above reference. You know very well they are highly sensitive about particular ancestral associations. They are going out to stomp some wildlife as a form of anger management. To other matters. I am wondering how bookings for Earl Hood's overseas rip off tour are proceeding? I've misplaced the itinerary BTW and just wondering if the stopover in Pyongyang was still on offer. Actually I have some concerns about Earl Hood. First the hirstute Conchita mysteriously reappears while his main man Hudson appears to have fallen out of favour. Now it seems he is prepared to rough it on an overseas jaunt with some of the coarsest of Demonland's hoi polloi. I fear the failed guava paste enterprise has impacted poorly on what lurks beneath that sensitive hipster bun. Finally I hold grave concerns for our immoderater from Hopping Dicks. It has been some time since he has graced us with his dulcet tones. In fact it was about the time that I initiated an investigation for malfeasance at the supposedly family run Hopping Dicks BDSM club.

I must, for once, tell a true story. I wore my Demonland polo to the local supermarket the other day. The lady at the register asked me what Demonland was. I told her it was a BDSM club ( there is some truth in that). She asked me what that was. I looked her in the eye and said, deadpan, that it was a place where men spanked women. Her expression was priceless. She didn't say another word to me. I've been laughing about it ever since and had to share it. I suppose everyone will think I'm a pervert. Fair dinkum funny.

He who lives in a dwelling with transparent viewing ports should not chuck yonnies dc.

Hope you're enjoying a saki or two Col. As to your points above - Hipsters. I believe our resident bun man Earl Hood is currently denying his hipster associations and trying to make a living in pharmaceuticals. Lamas. Not a subject "the lads" care to discuss. Pimping and the Gat. The Gat is being sold and sanitized so Biffen's business interests are currently suffering. Booze. Well hate to say it but there appears to be some problem drinkers on this site. You know how it is Col, everything changes but things stat the same - well usually. There has been one profound change which has left this thread in tatters. OD has cast off his cloak of pessimism and glumness and is spreading the word of joyous optimism.

Looks like something Gomez would make for Morticia.