Bitter but optimistic

Biffen - "wise and fair" ?!!!!! Bwahaha Bwahahah Bwahahahah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [censored] me that's funny.

Ok Wags, Uncle Bitter will help you out. Q: Why can't Collingwood supporters use postage stamps? A: They can't work out which side to spit on. Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Collingwood fan? A: Because you can always park in the disabled spaces! Q: What is the difference between a Collingwood fan and a pot hole? A: You swerve to avoid the pot hole! Q: What is the difference between a Collingwood fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop dribbling ..... eventually.

Not so strange skinny. I've been to a few clubs like that.

Or raisins rattling around in a chaff bag.

I reckon you will be AF. The key difference is about 200mm!

Schoolboy humour dc _ that's all ive got. Well ... plus some whips .. and some decent rattans I suppose ... and of course specialist apparatus .... and well .... arrh sometimes I'm such a shallow person. Time to open another red!

Yeah, I get it Maze. Time to open another cheap red.

Well I suppose that means we'll make the finals .............................. eventually.

[censored] me! That is just [censored] crazy!!

What the [censored] is "linear improvement"?

That could be useful.

Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit. Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!!

Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

Thanks for that useless little gem Moonie!

Good news! He's big, athletic and played some good footy. I must say I was somewhat confounded by the number of posters who wanted to get rid of him.

If that's so, I hope you treated yours in a more hygienic manner that Jane 02 !!!!!

Just received my finals pamphlet in TODAY'S mail !!!!! FMD !!!!!!!

A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm. Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle. I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism. In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

From my admittedly non expert reading of the draft it seems there will be potentially very good options at pick 10. It would have to be a very good outcome to part with it.

I notice some posters are prepared to trade our first round pick. Madness I reckon.

Half time. DAISY, I LOVE YA!!!!!!!

A very vulgar post dc. One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance. BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations.

It seems this view is shared by Mr. Archer Ethan. According to today's "Rage", Archer described the judgement as "crazy" and claims he was judged on only "three per cent of the story". Poor dear.

Toward the end of last year , I had dinner with a former assistant coach at Casey. He talked quite a bit about the problem of player confusion. That is, some of them found the plethora of rules, scenarios, set plays and subsequent actions all too confusing. Information overload if you like. Instinct appears to have had its day.

However, Bitterness will be offered a new contract.