Bitter but optimistic

I think you miss my drift Choke. I was thinking of symmetry in terms of .......... err ...... to put it as delicately as I can ............. a fashion accessory.

Tell me Ethan, " is this female variant of the modern day hipster", guided by rules of symmetry.

Colin, you do exaggerate ........ a bit.

Anyway, [censored] you all, Uncle is retiring for the night. BTW, I believe Biffen is currently in transit from the colonies. He is flying cattle class ( whatever that is) with a bevy of 457 "nail technicians". Look for some "air rage" headlines tomorrow.

As I understand it skinny, it is a very complex relationship ( Conchita being hirstute and all) but pet dachshund maybe a reasonable way of looking at it.

Yes I'm certain you did it tough Earl! However, now that you are wonderfully rich, I'm sure your social conscience would compel you to, as Moonie mentioned above, find a place for Special. I imagine he'll promise not to molest Conchita.

Those two places are on my bucket list.

Well it's time to pull yourself together Red.

I like your thinking skinny. However, I think they use ghee in the colonies.

Mmm ... yes ..well. Perhaps some instruction via Redtube may be necessary. You see the whole point of having a whip (or other such device) is to be the chainer rather than the chainee.

Does that mean taking out the whip at home didn't work Red?

You had better stay in the colonies Biffen. I read today that tenants at The Gat are being served with exit notices! That means you'll be homeless. Don't expect an open door at The Manor either. Maybe you can pitch your swag next to Special Robert under the freeway.

You're a cunny funt Special but no way will I invite you to The Manor because you are still a person of poverty. However, you have leaped ahead of picket fence on the hopefuls list. Stick to your proper station in life under the freeway. It's what God ordained.

No masculinity crisis in Romsey Biffen. Only real men survive in these parts. Men with tinea that is masked only by a powerful flatulence and hidden under a hairy masculine gut torso.

Is the thread that can't be derailed finally being derailed?

It's hangover Monday so I don't intend getting too involved in a social issues debate Biz. However, while championing the female cause you make the astounding comment that in the court system, " female solicitors and barristers are thrown into a pit of 'live' verbal combat with an opponent (typically male given the gender disparity at the bar) - as a general rule, its a gladiatorial battle that they are simply not as equipped as men to succeed in". To my, admittedly simple mind, that is a vast and unsupportable generalisation that disparages women as having some sort of genetic intellectual/emotional/resilience weakness that disadvantages them in a contest with us blokes. I doubt any of the sheilas I know would agree with that and, in fact, I would consider it a dangerous suggestion to make.

Tell you what picket, how about you leave Kate and the booze at the gate and then pizz off!

It's a good bedtime read.

You can shove most of that stuff where the sun don't shine picket but a case of Pepperjack would be a step in the right direction. PS picket I know you consider yourself something of a film critic so I'd like your opinion. I just watched a quirky western called " Purgatory" (made in 1999). It was recommended to me by an old slightly dotty priest would you believe. Anyway I thought it was a real pizzer! Do you know it?

That could be difficult dc. It's one of the few change rooms where I don't have spy cameras set up

Well it really all comes down to context Red.

Never as bad as the spitting ferals at Windy Hill though Red.

Nah the pie shop's kosher picket but there are a couple of old sheilas at the Opp shop that I reckon might be "acquaintances" of dc - if you get my drift.

You should have taken my advice and chilled Biz, because having fired your shot you then had to expose yourself as just another weak debater who is left with nothing but the most base argument of all - personal attack.

Take some sort of a chill pill Biz (Biffen can supply them if needed) and don't take anything that is written here too seriously - especially on hangover Sunday morning.