daisycutter

what's footy?

went with wife to the carnivore club in nairobi she had the spit roast crocodile boy was she snappy for a few days

a friend of mine went to korea and had a hot-dog he hasn't stopped yapping about it

ever tried koala meat, biffo? bit like platypus i reckon

went to a bbq today and had my first horse meat hamburger bit gamey but, and gave me the trots

that's a good question would you rather be blind with hairy hands or have a top prostate sugeon?

maybe the west has finally seceded and all links taken down for security reasons?

a good woman eh f log?

your desire is my command, leader

correct bbo, i was just asking on behalf of mrs palmer as she is most concerned for their safety

how are mrs palmer's daughter, bbo?

and i thought you squirted it out of a goat's skin................

wot, no paper parasol?

so it's a special foxtel offering is it how much extra?

what's the attraction here red? you can record games without intervention already on foxtel's set top box

very considerate you gonna ask the afl to start the draft early for other time zones too, red?

thought you might enlist the lads for a bit of tricking what do the local kids like for a treat these day, ice or coke?

nothing unusual there bbo. after all it is trick or treat. they need to experience both sides of the coin. character building such a pity today's teachers don't understand the basics

i did say not bad clint! christ i wouldn't even make it the 9th if i had a 100 balls and a week to spare, and i live a couple of drop kicks from a course

not bad clint. was that off the ladies tee? was the 9 holes or 18?

18 shots under bbo only represents 1% of clint's handicap

you should keep your tongue well away from cheeks bbo, or people will talk

i think that's how he prefers it clint well i could have said he's the scarecrow, the tin-man and the lion all wrapped into one

he's got the attention span of a gnat, clint and the staying power of colin sylvia

his epithany lasted all of one day