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don't think they have any culinary skills redleg. probably just eat it raw they do like the tails on their 4wd aerials though

nearest alpaca-kicking-centre is wantirna foxes in romsey? yes, but they have a very low life expectancy

the defence have big problems biffo like how do you de-feet an amputee? i'm looking forward to the nextv oscar winning movie from frank darabont and stephen king - "The Sawn-Shank Redemption"

of course there isn't, the foxes wouldn't allow it that's why i said "i'm going out to kick an alpaca"

that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo .......now i really gotta go

yeah he cried a reeva bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute past my bedtime now.................to be continued

a bananacratic country indeed

just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

there's a moral here somewhere beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

if you crossed oscar pistorius with ita buttrose would you get shinless lisp?

i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms

yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too

thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up

as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping

though there is a blade of truth in this, he will still walk

not me but i think masahiko "fighting" harada quite enjoyed it (not the english sub titled version but) the lads should enjoy watching it while they plan their next fox hunt

oscar pisstoverus will walk (NPI), mark my words

sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals go and beat up stuie or moonie i'm going out to kick an alpaca

i don't do as well as the local zimmer frame repair man though

true, true bbo but fancy getting a plastic surgeon to lop off your legs just for publicity ffs this is not india (or romsey)