Elwood 3184

Fair go there. My uncle's forever grateful to one of them chinese capitalists who bought his house in the 'wood at auction a few weeks ago for waaay over the reserve. Nice.

I don't think we're making a move for Beams. It's Danger or someone else that hasn't figured in discussions as yet. I reckon we won't put all our eggs in one basket and keep one of 2 or 3. That's all I can think of - we need to give a few more away.

Looks like we could be on track for pick 1, 2 or 3.

You catch on quickly.

That's Kennett's old electorate. Alpacas tend to stay away from such places, therefore the alpaca hunting's not so good in Burwood.

No, from the old man who got it from Texas.

OK ... at the risk of starting a sectarian war on this thread but in celebration of this week's goings on at the Vatican, here goes ... An Irish daughter hadn't been home for over three years. Upon her return, her father said, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us? Not even a line. Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?" The girl, cried and when she gained her composure, replied sniffing, "Daddy ... I was too embarrassed, I have become a prostitute." "Ye what? Out of here, ye shameless hussy! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family, so yer are." "OK, Daddy...as ye wish...I just came back to give Mummy this luxurious fur coat, her and ye the title deed to an eight bedroom mansion plus a $5 million cheque. For me little brother Seamus, this gold Rolex. Also for for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the Limerick Country Club." She took a deep breath and continued, "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Caribbean." "Now tell me again what was it ye said ye had become?" asked the father. The girl, cried again, "A prostitute Daddy!" Sniff, sniff. "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death girl! I thought ye said a PROTESTANT. Come here and give yer old Daddy a big hug."

I suspect WJ is doing all of the legwork and hard slogging while RL is browbeating witnesses and getting information out of them with menacing threats. Good luck you two. The future of our club could well depend on what you find out.

I thought it was forbidden to express any opinions on any players who previously wore the number 31 in this thread?

No go with Lucas. He tried out with the Western Jets this year and was caught stealing the coach's car during a training session. Was sentenced to six months at Port Phillip prison just last week.

GWS Giants playing Sydney Swans in the reserves curtain raiser ATM. Swans have their necks in front 96-7.

When bananas were $7.95 a kilo they were a political hot potato?