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New Coach, New Captain?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And with Max as captain, that's at least one thing that definitely ain't broke.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
The simple fact is that Clarry's time with us was like a pendulum. It started out super positive, eventually swung to super negative and sadly stayed there. On the field he put in some great performances and was a key member of the flag-winning team, but off the field his conduct became increasingly damaging to himself and the club. My final verdict: a flawed champion.
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AFL Draft 2025: Pick 30 (formerly 37)
To all those fretting about our possible picks, I have a simple message. Just trust Jason Taylor. He and his recruiting team may not get it 100 per cent right every time but they come a lot closer than anyone else I can think of.
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AFL Draft 2025: Picks 7 & 8
I am always amused by the long list of names proposed ahead of the draft each year and the certainty with which people state their opinions. The only phantom draft I take any notice of is Cal Twomey's. He doesn't get everything right but he is generally close to the mark.
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Wildcard Round
To give a crack at finals to a team that finishes in the bottom half of the ladder is simply ludicrous.
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Big Cox
I didn't think there could be a worse idea than this. And then I thought of Brayden Maynard............
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Realistic 23 for 2026
It's bit early to be picking the best 23, but one thing I would say is don't write Steven May off just yet. He will be back with some big points to prove to the coach, and if his body holds up he may just surprise everyone.
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AFL Draft 2025: Picks 7 & 8
It's far too early to write him off. But he needs to show significant improvement next season.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
Spot on. I had a brain fade that I can only put down to advancing age and the weekly mental breakdowns that come with being a Melbourne supporter.
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Farewell Christian Petracca
We have done a pretty good deal for a player who will turn 30 before next season. Picks 7 and 8 wll assist our rebuild and Gold Coast's 2026 pick could well be in the range of 1 to 4. I'm sad to lose a player of Petracca's quality but must admit my respect for him as a person is no longer what it once was.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
When Oliver causes off-field chaos at GWS, we will all breathe a sigh of relief.
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
A third-round pick for Clayton Oliver AND a huge ongoing financial commitment for Melbourne? That is sheer madness and if the club is willing to get shafted to that extent it would deserve to become a laughing-stock. If Oliver goes, Melbourne should pay zero towards his salary. Whether he chooses to take a pay cut is up to him. I would rather just tell Oliver that he's going nowhere unless another club is prepared to meet his salary demands in full. If we are going to pay most of his salary anyway, he might as well play for Casey.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Great player at his peak and still entitled to elite status even though the best is past. But he has definitely had a destabilising influence on the club over the past two seasons, mostly through his own attitude. Even if he does have some legitimate complaints, these should have been sorted out long ago. With a long-term contract in place, Melbourne are in a strong poisition to force an excellent trade deal. Please, please, Mr Guerra, don't just roll over and accept any B-graders on offer, or picks that will be useless as the Devils take huge chunks of talent at the 2026 draft. Play hard-ball and make sure the club are the winners in any deal.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
Let's just make sure his new club pays every cent of his salary, and secondly that we get a decent return for him. I hope his erratic kicking and petulant behaviour continue wherever he ends up. Unlike ANB, he will be leaving a slightly sour taste behind.
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Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
I'm a definite fan of Petracca the player (despite his erratic kicking) but I'm beginning to have serious doubts about Petracca the clubman. He's been messing us about for too long now.
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