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Mel Bourne

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  1. A high-functioning forward line, with accurate and confident delivery to said forward line.
  2. The very same. They hold the Guinness World Record for the highest score in an official game of Australian Rules football when they defeated Primrose in 1992. 100 - 34 - 634 Primrose somehow scored 18 points. Iā€™ve often tried to imagine how that even happened, and what that match must have looked like.
  3. 24 goals in one game. Did he play for the Campbells Creek Magpies? (bonus point for anybody who gets that joke).
  4. Yeah, this aligns very much with my take on Nibbler. Thereā€™s no questioning his commitment, passion and athleticism. Needs to balance out that heart and soul with a bit more brain.
  5. Itā€™s hard to define what a ā€˜breakout yearā€™ constitutes, exactly. Just being largely improved? Cementing your place in the top 22 for the next few seasons? Or is it ā€œgetting the whole league talkingā€ kinda territory? Kysaiah Pickett is on the precipice of genuine AFL stardom, but his inconsistency is the one thing keeping him from taking the leap. Hoping he starts stitching matches together, then weā€™ll see a spectacular breakout. Along with Sparrow, Rivers, Petty and Bowey you have a list of players all with a premiership to their name and all 22 years of age or younger. Itā€™s genuinely exciting to think that all five players could have huge years in ā€˜23.
  6. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Take some comfort from Leonard Cohenā€¦ ā€œYou start off irresistible. And, then you become resistible. And then you become transparent ā€“ not exactly invisible but as if you are seen through old plastic. Then you actually do become invisible. And then ā€” and this is the most amazing transformation ā€” you become repulsive. But thatā€™s not the end of the story. After repulsive then you become cute ā€“ and thatā€™s where I am.ā€
  7. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I always return to ā€œEnter The Wu Tang (36 Chambers)ā€. Itā€™s got such a dark, subterranean mood throughout, and just drops you into their world. Itā€™s the ā€œExile On Main Stā€ of hip-hop.
  8. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Ok at some point this threadā€™s name needs to be changed to ā€œDemonland Record Cornerā€.
  9. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Wow! What was the project?
  10. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I produce records for a living and to hear somebody say that The Beatles are "uninteresting" is like a scientist being told that Galileo was a bit "samey".
  11. Thatā€™s a fine choice, Dr. Gonzo. If pressed to choose a favourite Hendrix track, Iā€™d have to say ā€œ1983ā€¦A Merman I Should Turn To Beā€. Runners up are ā€œMachine Gunā€ (Band Of Gypsys) and the live version (Winterland,1968) of ā€œHear My Train A Cominā€ from the incredible album ā€œThe Jimi Hendrix Concertsā€.
  12. If anybody else is also reclined on the couch, enjoying the grey skies and looking for something both meditative and epic to listen to, I can highly recommend this album by Floating Points (Sam Shepherd), the London Symphony Orchestra and the recently-departed jazz giant, Pharoah Saunders.
  13. This is one of my favourite music documentaries. Leon Thereminā€™s story is almost unbelievable. Immigrates from Russia to New York, not only invents the Theremin instrument and a host of other instruments/contraptions, but essentially creates the concept of ā€œmotion sensorsā€ entirely (the next time a door automatically opens for you, thank Leon). Then, as his inventions begin to get noticed, heā€™s abducted by the KGB in the subway, and sent to work in a Siberian work-camp where heā€™s forced to create devices for them (including ā€œthe bugā€). His story doesnā€™t end there, but I donā€™t want to give anything away. His protege (and the woman he was ā€œcourtingā€) in NYC was another emigrĆ© from Lithuania called Clara Rockmore. She studied Leonā€™s instrument with the utmost dedication, and is to this day remains the finest of all theremin players.
  14. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Certain personal things should remain sacred, therefore I refuse to divulge the meaning behind my username.
  15. Mel Bourne replied to Wrecker46's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes, Iā€™m incredibly aware of that, donā€™t worry.
  16. Mel Bourne replied to Wrecker46's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    @BLWNBARe Pickettā€¦. Look, I know heā€™s played an interminable three years with us which only included one premiership, and having just recently turned 21, is getting on a bit in his years, but just try to be patient.
  17. Mel Bourne replied to Wrecker46's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If Syd Stack comes to the Demons heā€™ll have the dubious title of ā€œOnly Demons Player Iā€™ve Had A Cigarette Withā€. (Iā€™ve since quit)
  18. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hitchhikerā€™s Guide To The Galaxy šŸ˜‰
  19. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Deleted!
  20. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We werenā€™t on the whole tour! Just the Aus shows. They were an interesting bunch. Not exactly what youā€™d call ā€œdown to earthā€, but also not that difficult. Have got many a horror-story about touring with awful bands, but thankfully many more that have been great.
  21. Mel Bourne replied to Skuit's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Wow. Thereā€™s a band I havenā€™t thought of for a while. My old band toured with them back in 2001.
  22. Mel Bourne replied to picket fence's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    After something like that occurs, a player is haunted.
  23. Mel Bourne replied to Wrecker46's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I get very solid info from the Tigersā€™ camp, andā€¦. Iā€™m not too into this idea.
  24. Iā€™m quite happy for Brayshaw to remain in the gear heā€™s in, thanks.
  25. Fair summation. I think Sam is his own worst enemy. For some time now, itā€™s been apparent in his body language that heā€™s not had the confidence to play to the best of his abilities. Thereā€™s always been an observable tentativeness in his contested marks and disposals. I genuinely believe he never mentally recovered from his missed kick after the siren in ā€˜19 against the Crows. He played a great game that night, and didnā€™t deserve to made the scapegoat by the press, who cruelly focussed on him sobbing in the change rooms (and mind you, as an inset in the corner of the screen as the Crows weā€™re about to sing their song - a disgusting bit of direction that I wouldnā€™t even wish on Toby Greene). That kind of thing can be extremely damaging for a young player. I wish him every success, and I hope a clean slate does whatā€™s needed for him.