C.Smoker Champion

Jordan Lewis is a spiteful,sneaky,unsportsmanlike,niggling,scragging,nasty [censored].

Just what we lack.

Welcome aboard Jord.

Goodbye Lynden Dunn and though I never knew you'd be a Tall

You had the grace to take the stars

While those around you stalled

we came back out of the woodwork

and I wished you'd change your name

Bails thought he had a superstar

but pain was the price we paid.

And It seemed to me

you kicked a torp

80 metres with the wind

never knowing who to kick to

when the press set in

and I would have liked to know you but you were just a kid

Your legend burned out just before

we really hit the skids

Goodbye Lynden Dunn

from the young girl in the 52nd row

who saw you as something more than practical

who could  run back if we needed him to go

And it seemed to me you kicked that torp

80 metres with the wind

never knowing who to kick to

when the press set in

and  i would have liked to know you

but your chin's too big 

enjoy yourself at Collingwood

Heritier never did.........