C.Smoker Champion

Get off his back or I'll smash ya.Just remember the game v GC Scums at the G.Cool as a cucumber-the rest of our team were spuds that day.

I don't believe anything till Fox news tells me it's true.

6 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

That was some of the best football I've seen Melbourne play in a very long time.

Practice match or not that was four quarters of sublime football.

As Bear said in Big Wednesday....

"That's just the lemon next to the pie"

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

When you arrive at Casey, wind your watch back 30 years.

I have not owned a watch in 30 years.

On 23/02/2017 at 2:54 PM, daisycutter said:

Is that why we called them "cancer sticks" in the 50/60's .......... i think we did know then

In those days primary schools and secondary schools all had school teams and competed with other schools.....now only private schools

Yet every old person(110+) on the news smoked till they were 100.

#global tobacco conspiracy.

4 hours ago, willmoy said:

I tried ringing up betting outlets to get onto Trump not lasting his 100 days but no go. 

Abbott punches walls trying to punch something?

It will take Religion longer than the Dark Ages to get over its collective absence of strong stance on Abuse and Freedom.

If i lived in Israel i would be absolutely sh###ing myself on Trump/Netanyahu policy and ramifications.

Almost time for new bible and commandments.

They can go inside until the smoke clears.

Israel has nothing to fear until it starts random bombing in western countries .

Which they aren't stupid enough to allow.

17 hours ago, A F said:

Vandenberg is also not good enough. Sink or swim.

not to good over 100 minutes but shows some patches of game changing ability.

Disappointed with the score .

Happy with the result.

Don't like the bottom feeders being within 12 goals.

#Ruthless.

3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

No eftpos is a joke. 

My drug dealer should take note.

Kent cigarettes .

"Switch to Kent"

If we tax smokers, we should tax fat people, tax McDonalds,tax KFC.They all put a weight on the system.

The other way would be to allow all this and remove tax, let people die younger, save on healthcare.

30 bucks a packet is a joke, booze is overpriced also.Cheap,nasty food is as bad or worse for you.

17 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff do you have any real data on your accusation? Or are you playing the Trump card? I will state now it is fake news.

You are telling me rapes have happened in Sweden over and above the norm due to refugees but there is a left wing cover up that nothing is happening.  I think not. 

It seems to me most people in Sweden are asking WTF is he talking about but you know more, even though you are currently up river in Indochina chasing Colonel Kurtz! 

 HI there  Earl Hood .There are some reports of child immigrants being traded through Sweden because there is no control, identity,process,housing or detailed information.I've read other media reports of rapes on the up in Malmo as well so it may be somewhat true.I'm no expert on the matter but I have family in Sweden who tell me a similar story and say the police are losing control .

KENT cigarettes.

I believe Jetta will get better.

I can see him changing roles to more of a defensive forward and actually being good at it.

He is a better run with player than Bugg.

On 01/11/2016 at 5:33 PM, pineapple dee said:

This is my favourite post of the year. It tells me what I wanted to know about Jordan Lewis and what I hoped I'd hear about Simon Goodwin. Get back to the Sorrento pub Member's and keep your ear to the ground.

I often do but all I find are drugs, cash and diamonds.

No pearls as yet..

Think he needs to stay with Craig Lambert for a few days .

A few nights out with Dusty and Jake can take their toll in the off season.

4 hours ago, monoccular said:

Well that makes about as much sense, certainly no less sense, than the original. 

Or for that matter this:

معظم الملصقات أعرف لماذا هذا "التحرك" هنا انتباه الملصقات و "غريب" ل. أوافق على أن أكثر الفواكه أقل احتمالا ولكن نأمل أن المباراة ستكون أفضل اللاعبين إذا المرضى من المفارقات. كيف حزين بالنسبة لنا جميعا.

No thanks,

The  Laxatives seem to have done the trick.

Hope he can play because as a comedian his material is very 90's.

Dad jokes and mundane observation seem to be the preserve of Demonland and I'm chuffed he has moved on, lost wieght and found something useful to do with himself.

One for the battlers.

Any Billionaire can win the Cup,unless he is Middle Eastern, which makes it a great leveller.

Speaking of levellers,

I still think it is ridiculous to knock down the 96 year old grandstand at Flemington just to build a concrete one, even though Gina Rhinehart took a tumble down the stairs yesterday ,the aftershocks being felt in China and New York.

Nick Williams also deserves credit for falling over and ruining his over-loaded knee, thus forcing his father to battle his hatred of people to accept the Cup in what must be a very boring day for him.He seemed to enjoy the press conference and questioning as much as Mal Meninga did in his political career.

Robert Hickmott deserves congratulations for his training effort.LLoyd has been training him for years and he has rarely missed a session.

After seeing the photo posted above I am pleased he chose an honest job and didn't opt for male modelling.

"The Book of New Zealand Achievements".

More like a pamphlet actually.

They are now going to rebuild it at their own expense but it's not the same.

They really don't build them like they did back then.

They really should have been jailed for something like this notwithstanding the Arson attack.

They should be heavily fined as well as having to hand back the site when they finish attempting to recreate something from 1856 .

Seems not all is rosy at the Swans.

maybe they should jettison some more young talent and pick off the big names from other clubs to keep the dream alive?

Frauds.

And God said unto the faithless child:

'Stay on the Goldy, just play a few games when you feel like ,it then milk a bottom club next year.

Viney has rendered your shoulder to the devil.

You were once a father /son to be revered and delivereth the cup you did 

Now you're just a bald/ injured Jesus freak who never goes to the strippers with the boys.

You're basically a pork chop at a Bah -Mitzvah

So take the money and smile you [censored]"

6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wouldn't mind him staying on in a non playing role as I believe he's an excellent mentor and Hogan and the other forwards apparently appreciated his guidance. If he can get over his delisting and wants to develop coaching skills, maybe a line assistant or similar might be an option. If he gets a gig elsewhere, so be it and good on him. He's still young enough to play if he can get his body right and work into some form. IMO the chances of this are slim, so he'll need a plan B.

Marking coach perhaps.

Fast Eddie to resign at Collingwood in a bid to provde clean air over continued mismanagement.

Sacked coaches at Richmond,Collingwood,North and Fagan to not last the year at Brisbane.

Pressure on AFL to remove McLachlan as chief over integrity/asada and commercial conflicts.Channel 7 won't report negatively on him so he will stay on.

A gay AFL player will "come out"- probably firstly from a woman's AFL side .

Dogs to double up.

Demons to make a Prelim.

Collingwood laughing stock

Bombers mid table

Freo back into 8

Saints into 8

Hawks to slide

Port tread water

GWS runners up