Mazer Rackham

There's only one remedy, and that's to win. Too bad our players & coaches haven't thought of that yet.

F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K (sorry, too many words)

"Or" ???

Ah the innocence of youth.

The Scott bros cop a lot on here (deservedly). But imagine what they would be able to extract from the talent on this list. Their teams fight and fight and fight. Ours runs to the AFLPA behind the club's back.

That's a twist ending. How about: we'll go down to WCE, other results will make it impossible for us to make the finals, then we'll beat GWS by 15 goals.

Well, when you put it like that, it's almost like we didn't fail in a crunch game for the 100th time in a row

What a relief. Generally a better side. Our next years slogan?

Lost by bad goal kicking. Scoreboard pressure, Demons means on the opponents, not on yourselves!!! Bad kicking is bad football. 28 scoring shots to 22 and still lost by 2 goals. Disgraceful.

I saw some comments in the gameday thread about which method of losing would be the most Melbourne thing of all. To squander early possession, give up a big lead, then claw it back and leave not enough time to get in front, that is the most Melbourne thing of all. Watch us now blow it against WCE and drop out of the 8, then put in a huge effort against GWS where we fight gallantly and miss out on percentage again.

There's always next year! We'll find another novel way to f*** it up. What will it be? So exciting.

Become a poker machine addict instead and enjoy the good things in life

Now that you're head of the MCC, can you get them to lower the price of chips?

Yes, he ran into a thuggish orthopaedic surgeon with personal issues wielding angled tying forceps and that was the end of him.

"F l o g" triggers the naughty words bot but "bugger" does not??????? This must be the strange universe where "guaranteed" and MFCSS co-exist

Oh man! Who wouldn't want to go flying all over the place all the time! "Good morning passengers. This is your purser speaking. We will be leaving about 25 minutes after our scheduled time, because, flying. Our flight will take fifty minutes and twenty years. You can work out the joke yourselves. Your in flight meal will be a choice between soggy beef wellington and soggy noodles. We will be giving out free soft drinks but if you want half a glass of stale cask wine, we will be happy to rip you off on that. Just ask your nearby flight attendant. We will be showing a movie, Harry Potter and the Missed Finals By A Percentage Of Point Two Percent. Also we will be delighted to [censored] watches, perfumes, and other sh*t to grift a few bucks, or just to annoy you. Whichever comes first." Sounds like heaven!

The word "guaranteed" does not exist in a world where MFCSS already exists.

Gerry Twatley, the Journalist Who Gets Everything Wrong, has such a bad nose for news he would be better off reporting on the Tattslotto results. Talks up go nowhere nothing stories, and downplays actual important events.

Not so sure about the folding part. AFL are more likely to go into relocation mode when the next series of clubs falling over comes around. (That's how Tassie will finally get their team.) But the thing that dismays CFC supporters more than anything seems to be that their kids don't like CFC and either don't want to follow AFL, or want to support other clubs. As we know, when that kicks in, it's a long long way back.

I'm not a fan of Chris Judd because of his repeated on-field low acts and the way he managed to play some invisible "get out of jail free" card for them .... But ... 1. his comment about cancer was not what it's made out to be. He was saying the worst thing he has to worry about is BO. While these poor kids have cancer. In other words, he was saying he's lucky; by extension, the kids are unlucky. He could have phrased it better, but in no way was he being smug or having a go. 2. Tony Jones? Entire civilisations have experienced the urge to pull away from Tony Jones even when he hasn't tried to sleazily crack on to them. Nomination rejected.

Let's face it. We're pretty f***ing awesome.

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Compare the Brayshaw family's demeanour with facebook nuffies who whip up a frenzy if someone next to them on the plane farts. Dignity compassion and restraint in the face of a genuinely upsetting incident. Admirable and a great example.

Treat 'em deranged to keep 'em estranged. Old jungle saying.

They're highly conditioned athletes. Surely you can't expect them to get to their feet without using some kind of leverage against the ground? If the oppo player happens to be under the biometrically optimal location to do that, it would be unfair to penalise the player with the ball. Also the player lying down, by being face down, is not watching the ball and not participating in the play, therefore it follows as a matter of law, that any action by the other player is not "in play" and therefore no infringement can be said to have taken place. I'm getting the hang of this. Anyone know of any openings in the AFL umps dept?