Unqualified opinion

That is horse [censored] umpiring

Straight arm from Mumford. No call

That a boy sparrow. Glad someone can kick straight

Where’s the [censored] consistency umpires. Spargo taken around the neck. Htb. FMD

High on Hibberd not paid first

HTB umpire. FMD he threw it too

Dees. [censored] yes.

High against kossie. No call

[censored] off umpire. Push in the back on rivers. Cheating [censored].

Another cherry picker goal side who gets a lucky snap away.

What muppet wasn’t in position?

God Essendon have been lucky.

You’re referring to halfwits. I reckon most bummers fans would prefer the weapon to be coordinating the COVID jabs than Paul Kelly / Brendan Murphy

Hooker hands in Gawns back. No call

How’s that not ball against Jones. Had time and took on tackler and didn’t dispose correctly. Fmd

[censored] bury them Melbourne.

McLachlan is a [censored] tool

[censored] off umpires

[censored] off. Hawkins does that week in week out.

Tmac over his head.

What’s he done with it though? seen him whining to umps more than damaging disposals

Week in week out though

Merrett was plodding with no intention of moving the ball on and wasn’t called to hurry up. Dees play in first quarter was called play on before he reach the end of his run up.

It won’t be too long before a commentator boos an umpires free to us.

Bummers getting very lucky with players running forward whilst ball is in dispute. They are pressuring well also. Won’t be long before their luck runs out and our system takes over.