FireInTheBennelly

You my friend, are a [censored] nutcase. I agree entirely.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha. Free kick. Melbourne player with nobody in front, clear path to goal. No advantage

Goody's watching Big Little Lies

2 of our frees have been: 1 downfield, when the ball was heading to our player in space, and 2 when our man had taken the mark anyway. Umpires are geniuses at this. Why?

It's all very clear to me now. We need cows grazing on the G through the week, and extra dung beetles brought in to boost numbers. That will reduce the fly population, and, ergo, fewer maggots.

Oh, incorrect disposal. Is that even a rule?

Tigers are the arsiest team in sport. Even their [censored]-ups work out.

Angus with the THUNDER

Dived on the ball, took out the legs, didn't get it out. Ball up!

Sooooo, the lesson here is don't pick up the ball?

Funny they missed the obvious Melksham one hey

Umpires have been told to stop the rubbish frees against Gawn. Pay one against Preuss in every contest instead.

On which planet is that not a high free kick to Viney?

1 on 1 Dusty vs JKH. Points decision to JKH

Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go. Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go.

Skills wise it's an AFL premiership hopeful vs an Auskick 2nds team.

Big smiles from Oscar before running through the banner. He's in for a huge game. BOG

Just need the CSIRO to breed a bigger beetle to handle that much crap!

I'm not sure either

Go to the footy instead.

What's the chances we win our last 4 and hit preseason up and about?

I'd love to compare Sicily's behaviour towards the umpire there to Lever the other week.

Earlier in the game, Hawthorn skill error, Clarkson goes berko. Over at the Dees, skill error, ho hum, just another day in paradise.

That one on half time was a cracker. Leaning back into Frawley and gets a free for holding. Umpires explanation: Prevented him from running at the ball. He was leaning back into Frawley, not trying to run. He's a free kick machine Brown. I'd love him at the Dees, if only to see if he still gets paid all those frees.

They're too scared to have a shot and stuff it up, but at the same time more than happy to completely balls up an easy pass by hand or foot. It's quite incredible really.