FireInTheBennelly

It's all very clear to me now. We need cows grazing on the G through the week, and extra dung beetles brought in to boost numbers. That will reduce the fly population, and, ergo, fewer maggots.

Oh, incorrect disposal. Is that even a rule?

Tigers are the arsiest team in sport. Even their [censored]-ups work out.

Angus with the THUNDER

Dived on the ball, took out the legs, didn't get it out. Ball up!

Sooooo, the lesson here is don't pick up the ball?

Funny they missed the obvious Melksham one hey

Umpires have been told to stop the rubbish frees against Gawn. Pay one against Preuss in every contest instead.

On which planet is that not a high free kick to Viney?

1 on 1 Dusty vs JKH. Points decision to JKH

Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go. Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go.

Skills wise it's an AFL premiership hopeful vs an Auskick 2nds team.

Big smiles from Oscar before running through the banner. He's in for a huge game. BOG

Just need the CSIRO to breed a bigger beetle to handle that much crap!

I'm not sure either

Go to the footy instead.

What's the chances we win our last 4 and hit preseason up and about?

I'd love to compare Sicily's behaviour towards the umpire there to Lever the other week.

Earlier in the game, Hawthorn skill error, Clarkson goes berko. Over at the Dees, skill error, ho hum, just another day in paradise.

That one on half time was a cracker. Leaning back into Frawley and gets a free for holding. Umpires explanation: Prevented him from running at the ball. He was leaning back into Frawley, not trying to run. He's a free kick machine Brown. I'd love him at the Dees, if only to see if he still gets paid all those frees.

They're too scared to have a shot and stuff it up, but at the same time more than happy to completely balls up an easy pass by hand or foot. It's quite incredible really.

This might just work. The 2 Tiger monsters will end up in a fight at training tomorrow over who's going to line up on the big O, rendering their forward line fractured and dysfunctional.

O dear

But seriously, the club need to identify who is talking to Tom Browne and escort them off the premises immediately. Personally I think it's Oscar McDonald.

Unfortunately our brand is the missing targets, handballing to the opponents and just all round deplorable skills. It's been that way for as long as I can remember, and not even Roos appeared to fix it, or even care about it. We need to be taking a leaf out of the Cats book, and making sure every player comes back from holidays in tip top shape and spend the whole summer working on skills. Players need to have a football in hand at all times, like it's another part of them. Running warm up laps? Must carry a ball. Sprints? Ball. I swear some games it looks like our players have never seen a footy before. After this year, any player that comes back from the break underdone needs to have their papers stamped immediately. If they're happier at the bottom of the ladder than winning flags they can rack off to Carlton.