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They'll blame the umpires and that will be the icing.

Poo has to stay until at least after the Sixpeat. In other words it's here to stay and will be a coveted item in the Demonland museum one day.

He also said that if he keeps it up he'll easily double that and more next year.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/melbourne/how-melbournes-golden-era-is-inspiring-the-currentday-demons/news-story/adaa788637dd4a27367fa8aff1267893

Mitch McGovern has officially requested a trade from Adelaide despite being contacted until 2020.

INDICATIVE DRAFT ORDER (after the home and away season) ROUND ONE 1. Carlton 2. Gold Coast 3. St Kilda 4. Brisbane 5. Fremantle 6. Western Bulldogs 7. Adelaide 8. Essendon 9. Port Adelaide 10. North Melbourne 11. Geelong 12. Greater Western Sydney 13. Sydney 14. Adelaide (received from Melbourne) 15. Hawthorn 16. Collingwood 17: Gold Coast (received off West Coast) 18. Richmond ROUND TWO 19. Adelaide (received from Carlton) 20. West Coast (received from Gold Coast) 21. Port Adelaide (received from St Kilda) 22. Brisbane 23. Greater Western Sydney (received from Fremantle) 24. Carlton (received from Western Bulldogs) 25. Carlton (received from Adelaide) 26. Gold Coast (received from Essendon) 27. Port Adelaide 28. North Melbourne 29. Gold Coast (received from Geelong) 30. Essendon (received from Greater Western Sydney) 31. Sydney 32. Melbourne 33. Hawthorn 34. Sydney (received from Collingwood) 35. West Coast 36. Richmond ROUND THREE 37. Adelaide (received from Carlton) 38. Gold Coast 39. North Melbourne (received off St Kilda via on-trades) 40. Brisbane 41. Gold Coast (received from Fremantle) 42. Western Bulldogs 43. Melbourne (received from Adelaide) 44. Greater Western Sydney (received from Essendon) 45. Port Adelaide 46. Port Adelaide (received from North Melbourne) 47. Geelong 48. Greater Western Sydney 49. Collingwood (received from Sydney) 50. Melbourne 51. Hawthorn 52. Collingwood 53: North Melbourne (received from West Coast via on-trades) 54. Geelong (received from Richmond) ROUND FOUR 55. Geelong (received from Carlton) 56. Geelong (received from Gold Coast) 57. St Kilda 58. Brisbane 59. Western Bulldogs (received from Fremantle) 60. Western Bulldogs 61. St Kilda (received from Adelaide via on-trades) 62. Essendon 63. St Kilda (received from Port Adelaide) 64. North Melbourne 65. Carlton (received from Geelong) 66. Greater Western Sydney 67. Sydney 68. Adelaide (received from Melbourne) 69. West Coast (received from Hawthorn via on-trades) 70. Collingwood 71. West Coast 72. Richmond ROUND FIVE 73. Carlton 74. Gold Coast 75. St Kilda 76. Brisbane 77. Fremantle 78. Western Bulldogs 79. Adelaide 80. Essendon 81. Port Adelaide 82. North Melbourne 83. Geelong 84. Greater Western Sydney 85. Sydney 86. Melbourne 87. Hawthorn 88. Collingwood 89. West Coast 90. Richmond ROUND SIX 91. Carlton 92. Gold Coast 93. St Kilda 94. Brisbane 95. Fremantle 96. Western Bulldogs 97. Adelaide 98. Essendon 99. Port Adelaide 100. North Melbourne 101. Geelong 102. Greater Western Sydney 103. Sydney 104. Melbourne 105. Hawthorn 106. Collingwood 107. West Coast 108. Richmond The following future picks were traded in 2017 Adelaide - 2018 round one draft selection from Melbourne via Jake Lever trade, 2018 round four selection from Melbourne via Jake Lever trade, 2018 round two selection from Car lton via Bryce Gibbs trade, 2018 round three selection from Carlton via Bryce Gibbs trade Carlton - 2018 round two draft selection from Adelaide via Bryce Gibbs trade, 2018 round two selection from Western Bulldogs via pick swap, 2018 round four selection from Geelong via Darcy Lang trade Collingwo od - 2018 round three draft selection from Sydney via Sam Murray trade Essendon - 2018 round two draft selection from GWS via Devon Smith trade Geelong - 2018 round three draft selection from Richmond via pick swap, 2018 round four selection from Carlton via Darcy Lang swap, 2018 round four selection from Gold Coast via Gary Ablett trade Gold Coast - 2018 round one draft selection from West Coast, 2018 round two draft selection from Essendon via Adam Saad trade, 2018 round two draft selection from Geelong via Gary Ablett trade, 2018 round three draft selection from Fremantle via Brandon Matera trade Greater Western Sydney - 2018 round two draft selection from Fremantle via Nathan Wilson trade, 2018 round three draft selection from Essendon as part of Devon Smith trade Melbourne - 2018 round three draft selection from Adelaide via Jake Lever trade North Melbourne - 2018 round three selection (tied to West Coast) on-traded by Port Adelaide in pick swap, 2018 round three selection (tied to St Kilda) on-traded by Port Adelaide in pick swap Port Adelaide - 2018 round two draft selection from St Kilda via pick swa p, 2018 round three draft selection from North Melbourne via pick swap Sydney - 2018 roun d two draft selection from Collingwood via Sam Murray trade St Kilda - 2018 round four draft selection from Port Adelaide via Logan Austin trade, 2018 round four draft selection (tied to Adelaide) on-traded by Port Adelaide via pick swap West Coast - 2018 round four draft selection (tied to Hawthorn) from Port Adelaide via Brendon Ah Chee trade, 2018 round two draft selection from Gold Coast Western Bulldogs - 2018 round four draft selection from Fremantle via Hayden Crozier trade

I think I'll just leave this one here and run away.

Welcome to Demonland. I don't believe you will be sitting in the area you usually sit in but as a reserved seat member you will most likely be sitting in a bay with other Dees fans.

You've been around long enough to know that we at Demonland are robots who automatically react to every attempt at humour by merging it with another thread involving the person in question being ridiculed so that it gets buried never to be seen again.

After watching freo roll over last weekend I can say with absolute certainty that there is no chance that this scenario will eventuate.

There are many permutations that can happen. If we can get to the final dance the one team I would love to be up against would be the Eagles. Imagine the hype if it is us vs Collingwood in the Granny. There is still a long way to go first.

Finally getting noticed in the media.

I guess I'll put this here.

One of those so called jerks is a Dees fan.