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With all the discussions on our best team going on at the moment. I have taken a walk down memory lane and compiled a team that may not be the best, but have me either laugh, cry, pull my hair out or just plain annoyed me. So hear it is.

BACKS

A.Goodwin: Should be in jail, absolute phsyco!

A.Nicholson: Not your stereotype AFL footballer.

D.Seouw: Who could forget his last game. Got about 20 weeks suspension I think. Or should have.

HALF BACKS

P.Payne: Completely unco.

J.Rugolo: Brother Frank was Didak-like. Joe wasn't.

B.Grgic. : His name still gives me heartburn.

CENTRES

P.Tossol: Just because of his name.

A.Battiston: 'Batto'! Everyone loved 'Batto'.

P.Hopgood: Probably another 'Batto'.

HALF FORWARDS

S.Eishold: Still have nightmares about that kick at goal in the 87 prelim.

D.Cordner: PSMDSL. Promised So Much Delivered So Little.

B.Stynes: David Schwartz once described him as the worst footballer he has ever seen. Hard to disagree.

FORWARDS

L.Parish: Great player for us,but looked like he just got out of Pentridge.

M.Jackson: Enough said.

P.Bryce: Put the 'P' in pathetic. Inspired recruiting.

RUCKS

S.O'Dwyer: Talk about white line fever. Loved it when he blued with Simon Madden all day at Windy Hill.

J.Hilton: Was famous long before Paris.

T.Fidge: Belted Peter Daicos so hard at Waverly one day , when Daicos came to, his mullet was cool any more.

INTERCHANGE

S.Zantuck: Had some balls to tell Barrassi to 'F**k off during a game.

L.Ottens: Was supposed to be better than his brother. More inspired recruiting.

S.Spencer/S.Clark: Tampons! One week in. Three weeks out. Got two more from Windy Hill, so we didn't learn our lesson, did we?

J.Fidge: Freak of a player, but talk about a loose cannon.

I hope everyone who remembers has a good laugh, I know I did. These are players who have played for MFC since I have barracked for the mighty Dees, and is probably why we haven't enjoyed the ultimate success in September.

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