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PRESEASON TRAINING: Saturday 14th March 2026

Ghostwriter
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The boys came out early today (at 10:45am). Right now it’s kick-to-kick.

I typed the above sentence, stopped to chat with Jess Gawn for maybe three minutes and… it’s a wrap.

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    19 minutes ago, Greg Schneider said:

    How is Windsor looking? @Ghostwriter Thanks

    I didn’t see him. I didn’t see many of them because they started early. But another track-watcher told me he was there but couldn’t say for sure that Leb was fine because it was such a light session, just casual kick-to-kick and it’s hard to glean anything from that.

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    I lied. Not everyone had gone back to the rooms. Trelly was out here for quite a while practicing set shots with Wheels looking on.

    The first thing Trelly said to me was, “FINALLY!!!” I thought Bless, you’ve been with us for all of five minutes. I mean, he literally couldn’t have been selected earlier.

    He talked about the announcement that was made yesterday and how he may’ve looked composed on the outside but the truth is he wasn’t on the inside. He is so humble it hurts.

    He said he’s gonna kick the ball to me tomorrow. I said that’s fine but only if the angle suits, like he doesn’t know how to footy 😅

    I said I’d happily take a ball to the head if it means a goal. He said he’ll be sure to miss my head. I said Well you’ll try to miss my head. He said No, I will miss your head. Gotta love that quiet confidence.

    Cut to me unconscious and bleeding slumped across mama Frittata’s lap. 😁

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    All 23 present and accounted for this morning. T Mac and Heath (listed as emergencies) also present, but no Melksham.

    A very light and short session. Noticed Windsor chatting to one of the medical team, but otherwise he looked fine.

    Days like these are for the kids - Max and Jonesey's boys were there.

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    2 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

    Is Windsor injured?

    Reported that he copped a corky or kick to the shin at training yesterday

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