DEMONLAND 2020 A TO Z by George on the Outer

A- Alice Springs. Happy hunting ground.    

B- Backline. Finally found the non-leaking version.  

C- Cairns & Covid. How a season was ruined.   

D- Demonland. Mental Health facility run by the inmates.  

E- The grade you get when you don’t make F-

F- Finals. What are they?

G- Goals. Lack of them. Need a forward who can kick them….lots!

H- Hub. Where players got to live with people you can’t stand.

I- Injuries. Miracle cure provided by Dr. Burgess.  

J- Joeboy. Describing a game in 3 words, where others need a manuscript. 

K- Kennett. Still the mouthpiece for irrelevant club wanting to play in Tasmania.  

L- Learnings. Favourite quote from the Coach, but have we actually learnt anything?

M- MFCSS.  Still strong, especially after another year of falling at the last hurdle.

N- Night Grand Final. Could only happen in Queensland.  

O- Off-season. The time to increase the capacity of the Demonland server.

P- Petracca. No longer have to use that other P word (potential) around him anymore.  

Q- Quarantine. Long and difficult word that some players didn’t understand.

R- Ruckmen. Still the best playing for the Red and Blue.  

S- Shafted. Condition caused by multiple short breaks, long bus and plane trips, and AFL fixturing.  

T-  Tribunal. Place where penalties are handed out based on ladder position.  

U- Umpires. Made rules up, instead of applying rules.  

V- Victoria. A place where Australian Rules used to be played.

W- West Coast. Where it all started to go wrong.  

X- X.  Former players who got delisted.  

Y- Y? Why do we keep coming back? At least Yze has.

Z- Zzzz. What to do until the tennis is finished, and none too soon.