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Fun with headlines

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in Melbourne Demons

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Given that we are about to play GWS and that the last time we played them marked one of our darkest hours, I would like to hear all your thoughts about what you think answers to these headline questions could be. Please keep it Melbourne relevant as I'm sure we all need a bit of humor in our lives right now. Feel free to ask your own headline questions and answer them as well. Here are a few to kick us off:

Headline you will never see about Melbourne –

"Spencer favourite to score third consecutive All-Australian honours"

Headline you would love to see about Melbourne –

"Dees thrash Geelong by 186 points. Dean Bailey rises from the dead and shouts 'Thats what I'm talking about!' "

Headline which would make you sick about Melbourne –

"Hulk hogan revels football is no longer his passion"

Predict a headline about Melbourne in 5 years time –

"Food poisioning saga at the Beijing Demons continues"

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