Firstly, offer Matthew Pavlich a 5 year, $5 million contract to enter the PSD and come play at the home of football. He will not turn it down.

Trade week -

Send Cameron Bruce, Daniel Bell, pick 17

to Port Adelaide

Receive Troy Chaplin, Steven Salopek

Send pick 34

to Fremantle

Receive Robbie Warnock

National draft .- select Nicholas Natanui with pick 1

B - Garland Chaplin Warnock

HB - Green Rivers Buckley

C - Davey Jones Morton

HF - Sylvia Bate Maric

F - Natanui Pavlich Wonemarri

R - Warnock McLean Salopek

I/C - Moloney P.Johnson McDonald Bartram

MFC need to hire me over the trade/draft period in a specialist role, cos I could turn this club around in 2 weeks and bring back the glory days.

I have heard about sleep walking but sleep typing...

Good in theory, but not sure you would get Salopek that cheap.