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It’s game day baby. Pumped! It’s all about attitude and intent today. Show some fight and make us proud. We can win this. Go Dees! SN34

We are so bad

Poor decision making. Skill execution terrible.

On the tram to Docklands. It stinks. I hate people.

It’s game day baby. Pumped! Heading out to Colonial stadium for the first time in over 10 years. Hope I don’t regret it. Go Dees. SN34

Chompers!

Looks very sharp

Onto more important issues. New padded seats to Trident level 2, very nice (and no chewy stuck underneath) but where are the cup holders? Seriously MCG, WTF 😀

It’s game day baby. Pumped! Just take it easy today Demonlanders, it’s only round one. Don’t get feral. It’s a long season. Go Dees!! SN34

Collingwood +20 contested possessions, +4 clearances, lost by 52 points.

Hey fox footy, commentary is good but WTF is that massive scorecard at the bottom of the screen? Scale it back a bit.

The footy is back baby! Hoping the hawks return to earth with a thud. And that jumper looks sheet.

Given our inaccuracy in front of goal, should the AFL introduce a "close enough" rule just for the Dees? Seriously though, how good were Trac and Clarry, 61 possies between them. Pumped for the season ahead. Go Dees.

Go Fitzroy!

Well I’m rather happy with that.

Straights sets exit for GWS. Clearly the club has poor culture 😀

Haha hawks.

Seriously Trac, you actually wanted to play for the Blues?

Hahahahahahah…….Carlton. I hate Brisbane but hate Carlton more so this it quite enjoyable. My wife is also a Carlton supporter so it’s even more enjoyable.

Spot on

I’m guessing Kozzie is no longer homesick.

Not sure what to make of this. I’m very happy that Trac is staying however it’s fairly obvious why. He wanted to go to the pies or blues. Pies was never going to happen and the blues weren’t going to part ways with Curnow or McKay. Whilst the last few weeks have been an absolute head [censored], at least it’s highlighted that there are issues at the MFC. Max confirmed this himself (said he agreed with some of the concerns that Trac raised). Hopefully this will result in some change for the better. There is still so much that this playing group can achieve and Trac us a big part of it. Bring in pick 5, one or two new assistants, a clean preseason and 2025 could be a ripper for the MFC. Go Dees. Pumped for next year! Oh BTW, Sam and Tom, go eat a big fat D. SN34

While he’s at it, he can also pick our next coach. What could go wrong?

Have you listened to the Demonland podcast this year? Binman explains this in a lot of detail.

They will get a participation award. Just to make up numbers.