Scooter Mcgavin

When I read the title of the thread, I thought you were talking about Bennett Presser.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=AU#/watch?v=7EChnZTJicw

Having multiple options in our forward half after a kick in or a turnover is non negotiable

Ask karmichael and Israel about loyalty. If memory serves me well, I seem to recall Wally Lewis kicking up a stink because those two guys jumped ship.

Yes, Rolf Harris would of been loving last night dusting off his trusty wobble board

Wouldn't it be grocons or the mcc's responsibility to maintain the workers are safe from any stray footballs?

we're all [insert 'F' word here] over it.!

Haha. Was going to substitute the s with a f, but censorship raised it's ugly head.

obviously im not going to be changing clubs. but why do i still follow this 'football club'?

Because we're suckers for punishment.

Hahahha just beat me too it! Was looking through all coaches and wow did Bombers name jump out at me, would he take on full time coach role again or so soon?

The question you posed has also been running through my head. Probably a very long shot, but one could hope

For some crazy notion, I'd like to poach bomber Thompson

This is mOre for us, the supporters.

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=AU#/watch?v=WT1LXhgXPWs

http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/476-explanation-i-demand-one.jpg

That's my thoughts on today's game!

Brock who? Never liked his "blistering pace" and IF we were to get him back, I'll refuse to renew my membership.

The good thing about the bye is not wondering which Melbourne side is going to show up thOugh

I think we were flat after consecutive 6 day breaks.

Weak excuse, but I think that's the reason.

I also think this is a weak excuse. There a some professional sports that require players to back up in shorter tme frames. Different fitness requirements but they do back up

I took my 8 yr old little bro and his mate from school a richmond supporter to a game a few years back and we sat a few rows back from the cheer squad behind the goals SS. Not long after we sat down 2 harmless enough looking older women, both Melbourne supporters came up and got stuck into this 8 yr old Tiger fan telling him he couldnt sit in this section of the ground. Wrong colours. Well ive never been so ashamed to be MFC. We stayed there for 5 minutes but i was fuming so we went and sat up in the heavens. Theres an ugly side to Melbourne supporters too.

Know what you're talking about. Seen a couple of the old "dears" tell a couple of freo supporters to leave the area for the same thing. And they also had a go at my mate who also barracks for the dees for saying poo when I can't remember who stuffed up

Bush demon, here is the link that striker mentioned.

http://ec2-184-73-178-154.compute-1.amazonaws.com/tiki-index.php

Judging from the first half of the season, I hope we don't make finals based on our form. If we do make finals, it is in the honest opinion of mine, that we would get severly embarrassed like the kangapoos in 2007

What does turtle taste like anyway?

It tastes like chicken...jokes. Never tried it

What's the difference between batman and a filth supporter? Batman can leave the house without Robbin.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they're not mistaken for female collingwood supporters

This one is just for you Kento

What's the difference between Mick malthouses post match press conference and child birth? Ones an extremely painful, Almost unbearable experience. The other is just having a baby

Got a grudge there scooter?

What gave you that impression, dappa. Haha

What do you call a pregnant Collingwood fan? A dope carrier

What's the difference between Eddie McGuire and god? God doesn't think he's Eddie McGuire

A female collingwpod supporter is getting married. The night befOre the wedding her mother says to the bride "Now, tomorrow night On your honeymoon, your new husband would be wanting to put his most prized posseion in the place you do wee wees." The bride to be says "what, is he gonna put his moccasins in the sink?"

You know you're a Collingwood supporter when:

1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.'

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.

9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Maggies .'

10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.

11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.

12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.

16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs.

Why do Collingwood fans stink?

So blind people can hate them, too.

How many Collingwood fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to change it, five to moan about it and make

excuses and Mick Malthouse to say that if the umpire had done

his job in the first place the light bulb would never have gone out.

What's the difference between a cactus and the Lexus Centre?

A cactus has pricks on the outside

Joffa took his 8 year old son to a Pies Game. At half time, an opposition supporter called one of the Pies cheersquad a transvestite, prompting Joffa's son to ask him 'dad, what's a transvestite?', to which Joffa replied, 'Go ask your mum, he'll know'.