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23 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

I find it even funnier that the media believe his kicks are the best in the AFL (Give me a break - 48 disposal efficiency)

Ok, we get the fact that you don’t like the guy, but it’s not a good look to invent poor statistics in an attempt to justify your comments. Correct me if I’m wrong (and sincere apologies if that is the case) but I’m assuming that you meant 48% disposal efficiency, in which case you are way out… it is in fact:

• 2022: 72.0% disposal efficiency

• 2023: 75.1% disposal efficiency

• 2024: Around 61.4%

• 2025: 70.4% effective disposals

There’s a part of me that would love to see Clarry not traded and, having made his comments for the AFL world to see and hear, be made to stew in his own juices at the club.

41 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

Judd’s granny?

17 hours ago, Billy said:

Just saw Clarry on 7 News touring the GWS facilities was asked about meeting with Collingwood soon & what he likes about them, he said They’re better than Melbourne’

He can [censored] off as far as I’m concerned, everything we’ve done for him!!

He’s just an ignorant ungrateful immature joke now & will fit in well with Collingwood

You sound just like Clarry, but with added expletives 🤣

9 hours ago, Macca said:

The fact that 'Barry' is entertaining a move is a positive as is our war chest that has suddenly appeared

I prefer ‘Gerry’… then we could offer him the comfort of knowing he’d be the club’s loved one.

1 hour ago, DeeZee said:

Everyone that meets with King either wants to leave or doesn’t want to come Hmmm

Yeah, he’s been with the club for 6 days and he hasn’t even got us a flag yet!!

19 hours ago, Cranky Franky said:

Easy old son. Have some hot milk maybe an anti depressant & chill out.

A Bex and a good lie down.

Well, I for one was certain that it would be Christian to the Lions; yet another prophecy scratched off the list!

2 hours ago, praha said:

Who says no?

Probably Flanders? 😉

6 hours ago, bing181 said:

Actually saw them play live once. Which is something, as they only ever did a handful of dates around the No Pussyfooting album.

Was as you'd expect, both monotonous and mesmerising, and the technology was impressive for the time. Still remember it.

I’m so jealous AND impressed. Your description could equally apply to the Ryuichi Sakamoto and Alva Noto concert I attended at the Opera House a few years ago… it was a fitting farewell to my absolute favourite musician (Sakamoto) of all time, who passed just four and a half years later in 2023.

Don’t worry, Trac’s manager is on the job…

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

I'll have bow to your more eclectic music awareness ht. I'm strictly old school. Kraftwerk or Neu! or Brian Eno Music for Spit Roast?

Oh, they’ll all do just fine… I’m a big Eno fan right from his original Roxy Music days… Fripp and Eno being one of my favourite collaborations…also Eno and Byrne’s My Life In the Bush of Ghosts. Could also throw in Tangerine Dream there.

6 hours ago, Tarax Club said:

Rumored to be joining Goody for the next season of MKR in Sin City? Australian Lamb Council endorsed of course.

Soundtrack by Rammstein?

1 hour ago, monoccular said:

To replace d’arsey Moore, or as cultural attache?

They plan to set him up in a tag team with Maynard.

4 hours ago, KoltTheRam said:

Does Tim Lamb know about this?

It’s going to be a Lamb Roast.

9 minutes ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

I’ll just do a dump where he usually plays, they’ll know it’s about him for sure

He said ‘desecrate’ not ‘defecate’ 🤣

Perhaps he could lead our swimming team?

…(do we have one?)

10 minutes ago, 48 Year Now said:

must have missed my comment where i thought ghosty was a bloke

Well, you’ve been a Demonlander for quite a few years and quite likely a ‘lurker’ more than a ‘poster’, so I’d say there’s a good chance you knew that Ghostwriter was female… and even if I’m wrong with that, you most certainly knew Ghostwriter's gender before you made your “must be a gal thing” post, so there was no mistaking who that comment was directed at.

Yes McVee may have misled a couple of prominent Demonland posters, and yes, McVee and his management may have played the club like a cheap violin… I can handle that, but…

…there is one thing that I simply cannot abide, one thing that I find absolutely outrageous!! No one, not one poster, in all 67 (probably 68 by the time I finish typing this) pages of this thread, has taken the opportunity to use the phrase: “Judd’s grandmother told me…”!!!!!

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves!!

20 hours ago, Mouseymoo said:

I'D BE PRETTY CONTENT WITH THAT. A KOZZIE COUSIN AND ANOTHER SMALL FORWARD TO DEVELOP ALONGSIDE MENTHRA. FUN TIMES AHEAD

Menthra? Sounds like a kaiju from Godzilla movie.

It was a great interview and he does come across as an incredibly humble and lovely guy… but, if he left out all of those ums, it would gone for just five minutes.

27 minutes ago, DoubleH said:

Langford stitched up there with the camera work, he’s had a better year than Curtin and Reid…

No one had a better year than Murphy Reid!

But to put the camera on Curtin instead of Langford, the director needs to be shot… don’t blame the camera person, they just aim where they’re told to point the camera.

—nothing to see here—

I’m all for us getting in Lachie Dovaston, if we can trade ourselves into the first round. We need a good small forward.

1 hour ago, Chook said:

Good for you. Peace out.

With or without Rankine, I think the result would have still been the same. That Hawthorn side is so well drilled! They don’t panic with the ball, are always looking for a loose man and always lowering their eyes when going into the forward 50m…unlike the Crows who despite working the ball well out of defence and up the ground, would continually destroy all of that good work by bombing it into the forward 50 (reminds me of another team).

I seriously believe that the Hawks could be playing in the grand final if they continue to show this kind of form.