Deestroy All

So we’ve got Gawn and Prince Oberyn. Which one is the Mountain?

We’ll finish on top, we’ll win the flag, we drink our own bath water, building bricks camp will haunt us... I don’t even need to watch this season, I’ve already read the book.

Yep, great movie. I wanted Three Billboards to win, but Shape of Water deserved it.

JLT 1? He was tapping to advantage all game. I don’t know or care what the stats are, but his ruckwork stood out on the day. Just one person calling Gawn overrated means he’s underrated.

And we won an AFLX premiership, making us the greatest top 4 preseason team ever. But i digress from the fascinating stat of what we do in 10 year blocks.

He’s officially the first person to take until Wednesday for basic hammy scan results. I’m surprised someone with James Brown’s cape didn’t come and drape it over Dramafield’s shoulders and lift him off the ground outside the clinic.

That was probably worse.

Lloyd doesn’t trust us as much as he does the teams he put above us. Like Essendon, who when they aren’t on, play the worst football in the comp. we beat them last year in one of the worst spectacles of the year, and the worst we played in any win ever. Or Port, who haven’t beaten a top 8 team since last time they won a flag. Or the Bulldogs, who all drowned in bath water and haven’t played good footy since. Turn it up, Matthew.

He’s so cringeworthy. I hope the doctor that does the scans informs him that he’s not funny.

Beautiful hit by that kid on that other kid though. I have no idea who any of these players are.

Was going to post the same.

All of you celebrating Dangerfield’s injury is just horrible. I love it.

Ridiculous. When did he lay a tackle?

Fritsch has never kicked 6 in a preseason game. Worst trade ever.

Back spasms. Will be right.

No coincidence that all their forwards got touches once Oscar went off. I’m a fan and he’s probably more important than I give him credit for. Shocking 3rd quarter. Loved Goodwin taking extended time right before the 4q bounce with Oliver, bang clearance. Once the class got their hands on it on the 4th you could just see the difference between the teams. Took a quarter off and still won easily.

I volunteer.

Is Oscar injured?

North look about as fit as we did 6 years ago. Statues.

Awesome. Ask Nev to blink twice if he feels he is in danger from any stalkers at training.

What a ridiculous free kick against Thompson. Can defenders do anything these days?

After round 23 I couldn’t have been less interested in footy than I ever have been in my life. Hated the thought of the [censored] game. I only watched AFLX so I could come on here and make fun of it. Which I enjoyed. But it suddenly I find myself very excited about this season, and this team. I have a good feeling. I love players on each line, and all of them have room to improve and are moving into their prime years. Can’t wait.

Used, I hope.

Looks like Josh Walker has had his bald spot coloured in.

We kick more in a quarter than Collingwood do a game. They have got a lot of players missing though. As they always do.