Deestroy All

Gawn was just incredible. Incredible everywhere. One of his best ever games. Loved the chains of composure with some of our younger players. Jones was great, good captains game. Hogan 2nd BOG for me behind Gawn. Can’t believe the ball went straight off Bugg’s boot a whole 4 times. Love tubby Kent, welcome back. Frost v Hunt selection was the correct one. May North [censored] off and never beat us again.

To the tattoo joint!

This umpiring is [censored] corrupt.

Not sure my stern face knows what to do with these changes.

Was that the week he missed with split sides?

How many goals kicked on O Mac this year? North will be asking how do we stop O Mac stopping Ben Brown.

Please don’t play him at full back again against us, Mr Scott, please. He was so good against us in the JLT we will definitely lose. Please, do not do it.

Out: Bugg, Wagner In: Kent, Frost I’d happily drop Lewis off at advanced hair and leave him there but he won’t get dropped. It’s a shame for Brayshaw that this bloke who’s knees turn to jelly under any pressure is taking his spot in the team Melksham is on thin ice too, but he’s more of a chance of snagging goals than Bugg. I’m more of a chance to kick a goal than Bugg and my legs don’t work. So Kent comes in, applies the pressure and aggro Bugg does, but also hits the scoreboard. Seen enough of Wagner. Enough to see he’s not better than Frost. They both clang it up and do silly [censored]. But Frost is bigger, stronger, faster and I like him flying around the G. Also just feels a better fit for North’s forward line. If these changes don’t happen it is unexceptable and I shall watch the game with a stern look on my face.

Please just replay this game next Good Friday instead of letting North and St Kilda play.

“What are you thinking, Leigh?” ”About the game?” Nah, about how the [censored] pyramids were built...

Truly never stops. Every stoppage one or all of them begging for some bull [censored] free.

Mitchell > The three sooks

Do you like Flock of Seagulls?

I wonder if the Saints are watching this standard of footy and thinking wtf is this?

Geelong have done something really wrong along the way for me to be passionately barracking for Hawthorn.

Dean Rioli looks like he’s lost weight since his playing days.

Liam Ryan is fun.

I haven’t seen the freo game yet, but every other game has been terrible, apart from Adelaide stringing some nice footy together.

Jimmy Bartel “...the way he (Hurn) uses the ball, especially here, under the roof... even though it’s open...” Ok.

A win is a win even when you’re a pile of [censored].

Can we move Lewis into a coaching role. At a different team.

I’ll take no pleasure until it’s confirned.

Is it going to rain? Interested to see if Josh Walker’s new hair runs.

The premiers couldn’t beat a team 2 men down on the day and outs to begin with. Sounds familiar.

Clutch Sloane.