We don't need a campaign manager, it will become obvious to the incumbents that I am being swept along by the great MFC membership and they will then annoint me.
I am working on my aims now. So far I have decided on the following:
Get the Dees to play hard, uncompromising, winning football,
Eliminate the word culture from our vocabulary,
Stop Carlton from getting use of the MCG as a home ground,
Lower food and drink prices at the G,
Get umpires to give us a fair go,
Get 2 Priority picks from the AFL for this year's draft,
Ban the MCC from banning anti T$ signs when we play GWS,
Free MFC ponchos when it rains,
Smash Carlton every time we play them,
Win 5 flags to put us ahead of the pack,
Get C Wilson to give CS a kiss and make up,
Get the media onside with free booze at all MFC media pressers,
Cheaper membership tickets and more freebies to go with them,
Release news through Demonland wherever possible,
Free live stream of MFC games through Demonland,
Free coffee and chat with members at least twice a year at AAMI park following a training session,
Create a truly inclusive club and to that end I welcome further suggestions,
many more to come.