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    Let me tell you a story about Masterchef. 

    My ex missus, a fairly well known chef, featured on the program in one of the early seasons. On one episode, contestants had to replicate her recipes for judging by the usual panel. On another, she was invited to be on the judging panel itself (a final IIRC). 

    In the one where they cooked her food, she reckoned all but one actually executed the dish properly. That person got scored the lowest and was kicked off the show because they were obese or ethnic or whatever compromised ratings. 

    In the one where she was a judge, she reckoned one particular dish was just awful. Inedible. Especially after the food sits there for 2 hours whilst they prepare for the next segment. Anyway, she says to Georgie and his pals she’s gonna generously give the plate of [censored] a ‘2’. Whilst the rest of the gang agreed the dish   was rubbish, the producers forced her to score a ‘6’! 

    Now for those who have worked in hospitality, it’s needless to say that when a group of chefs (there were some others on the judging panel that episode) are bored and have time to kill, they may find ways to...indulge! 

    So a few sheets to the wind and naturally rebellious, my ex missus brushed off the tap on the shoulder from the producers and scored a ‘2’ anyway. They had to re do the whole scene again!

    The powers that be manipulating the judiciary to the benefit of select individuals or parties - sounds like the AFL/mro/tribunal, ay? 

    Masterchef is a bloody nonsense and has created a phenomenon of starry eyed, entitled bed-wetters of thinking they have some rite of passage to become a celebrity chef. Shut the [censored] up, put down your tweezers and get in the corner and peel 60kg of carrots, kid, there’s a queue of 50 people from all nationalities and desperate personal situations to take your job, you little [censored]. 

     

    I hope Chunk won’t be forced to lie. No one deserves that. 

     

    And for the record, I played against George Colombarus in an inter-restaurant charity soccer game. I’m 6”2 and was playing as a defender on Georgie. He thought he was quick, but my long legs were wrapped around him all day like an alien on Sigourney Weaver’s god dam face. 

    After yet another intercept (with plenty of niggle) he cracked the [censored] and had a sook to the umpire. Then he gave me a mouthful and moved position! In a bloody charity game! Grade A jerk. 

    We won 2-1. 

     

     

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    16 minutes ago, WERRIDEE said:

    Jackson said we still have enough money to bye 1 more gun. I would go for Sloane before Gaff but it would be great to get either of them.

    Cue that annoying fuken ‘can’t we have both’ meme. 

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    18 minutes ago, Barney Rubble said:

    Decent queues at the various membership Marquees, so that should give a boost this week.

    SATY was there handing out scarfs to eligible members. Well done Saty!

    Yeah I got mine off him (and Oscar Baker) 

    16 minutes ago, Clint Bizkit said:

    This is going well.

    Good idea, Clint.

    I’ll throw you a bone, fella. 

    1. GWS

    2. Richmond 

    3. Sydney 

    4. Adelaide

    5. Dees 

    6. Geelong 

    7. Port 

    8. Footscray 

    9. Essendrug 

    10. Hawks 

    11. Freo 

    12. St. Kilda

    13. Weagles 

    14. Brisbane 

    15. Gold Coast

    16. Carlton 

    17. Collingwood 

    18. Norf 

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    1 hour ago, doug williams said:

    Unfortunately contacting the footy department will have no impact.

    I don't believe they listen to us, the members, (that includes me who remains as yet unsigned after round 23).

    Last 2 years I have asked them not to send YET ANOTHER SCARF in my pack.

    Made no difference because they are not listening. I want a year patch I can sew onto my scarf, not a new scarf every flaming year.

    What, I'm going to find a use for them? It's landfill.

    They just want my money and despite taking out my first membership in 1964 I'll be blowed if I will support them in 2018.

    What's it matter - the AFL will prop us up anyhow, my cash won't make a scrap of difference in this day and age.

    You'll renew after 6 rounds.

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    1 hour ago, Roger Bonnici said:

    I have read the replies thus far, personally two first draft picks is a bit rich. I recall when we played Adelaide in SA after giving them a start we wiped them off the park.  I went to that game and Lever had little to no impact we just cut through their defence.  Don't know how good he is,  he played ok in the grand final but how good is he really a lot of potential but 2 first round draft picks hmmmm. Don't forget we gave up the majority of our picks in the 2016 draft meaning that for 3 consecutive we won't have a first round pick, wow he better be worth it

    I'm pretty sure Lever didn't play that game.