Mazer Rackham

Oh christ. Better hope the mods don't see that. Keep airwaves free of frivolity and irrelevance in light of imminent Hogan announcements. All posts restricted to 200 characters

Harsh. This is a game of poker where Hogan has told Bell what cards Mahoney is holding. It's a lot easier to play hardball when you already know the guy isn't going to renew and you don't have to pay extra to lure him out.

the heavy hand of demonland has forced a ban on our tim tams this rigourous swat reminds this lot to refocus our thought on three fourths of aught

Back off charlie. We're making a lot more progress on the classification of biscuits than you are on your precious Hogan trade.

Sorry. The list includes Oreos which by itself shows that the author lacks the experience, judgement and acumen to even know about a class biscuit like the Venetian.

There's no question that Wagon Wheels are the king of biscuits. But the fact that Oreos made it on to the list at all shows that the author has no idea about anything, least of all biscuits, and is likely a negotiator for Fremantle.

Yeah, well, I AM Jess Hogan, and all I ever wanted was ..... to darnce!

I believe Hillary Clinton flew a faked Apollo 11 through the twin towers to make everyone think the earth is round. Which probably explains a lot of other things about me. (you're right)

Paul Connors: (thinks) let's see, how are we looking .... 4.5 million dollars, 0 credibilities .... total score ... 4.5 million dollars. Lookin' good.

Of course you are entitled to your own view. But according to my sources, who may or may not exist, and who are both shadowy and of impeccable repute, and eventually, something WILL happen, except in the situation where it doesn't.

I've read all 329 pages and I'm convinced he's doing both.

... that tackler is a Nigerian prince whose father the king has been imprisoned by military plotters and his $100m fortune has been frozen by banks. And PB has been specially selected to gain 10% of that for a small favour ...

5 minutes prior to that ... PB's wife: you knew I was looking forward to that car! You've embarrassed me. You go right back and apologise and buy it!!! Or no nookie for the next ...... forever!!!!!!

Josh Mahoney: ok, I’m finally ready to sell that car you’ve had your eye on Peter Bell: great! I’ve been hanging out for it. JM: I’m asking $15K PB: I think I can do that. Yeah, alright. JM: come around and we’ll do the paperwork Later… PB: This will be a big hit with the chicks. Here’s your 9K JM: 9K? We agreed 15! PB: Yeah, well, I just spent 6 of it on something else so you have to accept 9 now JM: I can’t sell it for 9 PB: take it or leave it, [censored] JM: will have to leave it. PB: (on twitter) I have pulled out of the deal. The asking price was not possible for me to meet. JM doesn’t negotiate in good faith. I don’t like the way that car handles anyway. And I think it’s got rust.

Very responsible of Ricky to throw mud at Hogan's reputation like this. Wouldn't he have loved it if it had happened to one of his players when he was a (semi) respectable member of society. Hogan and his manager will be over the moon seeing his value on the decline because of this.

There's still a chance. Freo have the weekend to contemplate what they have thrown away. It may heat up again next week. They have cut off their nose to spite their face. When they realise that this has left them with no nose, they will have to look around for a new nose. And we have one who wants to be glued to their face. Any feeling of crawling back with tail between legs is all on them.

Freo think this is a game of Diplomacy (the old board game) where you win by basically threatening and betraying the other players. Maybe Bell has watched too many mafia movies where the tough guy says "my awffer is 10 tousand bucks. An tomorrow it's gonna be 9 tousand. An da day after, 8 tousand." Maybe he thinks that we'll capitulate and just hand over Hogan for nothing.

They're fairly chortling over their amazing negotiating coup at missing out on a guy they desperately need and who wanted to go there. Are convinced they must have dodged a bullet but don't know how or why. Are smugly content that we will have to field this hugely talented player in our team next season. And MFC are now embarking on a massive face saving PR mission. They are like a kid who wanted a fancy bike for Christmas. But got nothing, not even the budget model their parents could actually afford. And are now running around crowing that actually, they wanted a lump of coal and poor old Santa screwed up big time.

Nonsense. The whole football world has known since day 1 that Jesse has had one eye cocked at the WA border. Also that Freo has been whispering sweet nothings in his ear. If he won't commit beyond next year, then the right time to trade him is now while we still get some say in it. We've been good to Jesse and hopefully he will pay us back the right way.

If it's a negotiating tactic, it's the kind you come up with after asking for advice on Yahoo Answers. "I'm chasing a star forward that I desperately need, what should I do?"

Get on the plane. I expect Bell is being roasted by the Freo board right now

Oh come on. Bell will [censored] that up too (if he's still there!! might be coaching Jerramungup by then)

Neale thought Freo were being big hearted and were looking after his interests. Now he realises they struggle to tie their own shoelaces. Lachie, there are phone numbers you can call to help you through this.

Bell thinks he's FBI hostage negotiator quality. But he has no idea. If he did the opposite and simply accepted everyone's first offer no questions asked, he would have completed the deals Freo need and would be lauded as a genius by his supporters right now.

Bell would stand up at 11PM and say "that's it boys, I'm going home" The boys: "You're down 300 bucks. Pay up!" Bell: "Oh no. You only have to pay if you play right to the end. I'm getting out early. That's coz I'm smart." (Bell then cops a beating like MFC and Hogan would like to give him now)