1. My father, grandfather, great-grandfather and great-great-grandfather were all Melbourne supporters. My grandfather apologised regularly for subjecting me to the same fate until the day he died, but I'll do the same to my own kids (should I actually have any.)
2. Jeff Farmer. Met him as a 7-year-old and he was really good with me being so young. Was crushed when he went to Freo.
3. Any time we come from nowhere and win a game. High-fiving and hugging complete strangers from the joy of being there and seeing it in person.
4. Round 2, 2013. I don't drink but I wanted to get plastered that night
5. My dog has a dark blue collar with her name and my phone number embroidered in red, as well as a Demons water bowl (Petstock were giving them away lmao.)