jazza

Jack Watts. FMD. Just tried to tackle without his arms.

Watts had the Port player on toast but put on the weakest tackle attempt.

watts bump on impey in lieu of a tackle was pathetic.

Said this 2 years ago and got pulverised on this site.

You cant shovel gutz into a weakling,end of story,weaklings dont develop or change their habits under pressure.

Misson still unable to have our players fitter then the opposition

Yep,i always stuck up for him and said give him the 3 years.

Well the time is here to see results and it aint happening.

It's now official Jesse is a gorilla and will lead us for the next 10 years.

Roos has favourites, or rather, he has his least favourites

JW,lifted the head,failed to stay over the pill and then flapped the arms out looking for the free.

Live on national television.

Spence looks like he's been lifting hay bales for a month,and has found some aggression also.

2 in a row. Time to stand up Demons

We need this win. 4 points and a truck of money

Quick sojourn. Go up get the job done

9 day break before the filth

Im feeling very confident about today.Well either that or ive got a tent in me pants for other reasons.

Well actually I am a pervert Ethan. Have to fess up sometime.

Perverts always look at things from a different angle.

Whispering's era might be more like Ivor,Stan or Bruce.

Probably not going to make the list.

Old Dee would suggest,maximillion,Garp,Cecil and Milton.

Thanks all for your good wishes. I know where to take him if he ever wants to see an alpaca or visit a home for derelicts

As for the name, it hasn't been announced but it's entirely up to the parents.

If someone kicks the winning goal tomorrow against Port Adelaide, I will strongly recommend their name for consideration. I rather fancy something like "Heritier".

Bert or Keef are usually the most popular names these days.

Stumbled across this off the news.com.au website

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/photos-fnet085v-1227264817078?page=1

Pia Miller has joined home and away. not watching the show I have no idea when and how. But there you go.

BBO,also joined the show last week,keep an eye out for him as the indian restaurant owner.

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked him what his dad did on weekends.

LJ=Dad dances nude in all mens club and if he doesnt make enough money he sells his body to men to cover our bills.

Teach=leave the room now.

Teacher goes outside and asks johnny if its all true.

Nah replies johnny,dad plays for carlton on the weekends,but we are to embarrassed to tell anybody.

Was pondering where we would be with Chipper,Rivers and Mitch in this team?

No 31,looks like a decent chap.

Good news is Kent was back on the track, doing laps, impressive scar and beard

JKH and Salem didn't do much, Dawes was in hands of rehab guys

Oscar Mc and Hunt also seemed to do short session, so did Tyson and Garland, means nothing these days

Jetta and Viney did whole session and then worked with fitness guys on running, Nev said both were being hammered by fitness staff so they could step straight back in

Most of the drills today were about ball movement again, Roos and Goodwin were very very very vocal today

They actually thought Fitzy had broken his neck at the weekend, did have a bit of tingling in limbs, was impressed by the duty of care shown by everybody, had scans, everything is fine, did whole session

Stood right next to Watts and Bail who were having a goal kicking comp for the prize of a coffee, Watts said nearest the middle of the goal and then proceeded to drill it through the middle from 50, Bail put his through as well but slightly to the left

Any questions feel free, have put a few pics on Twitter Demonpk

What sort of coffee?

And most importantly MAXXY??

Isn't Gawn the second tallest guy in the AFL? Why can't we develop him into our Sandilands (or at least train him to effectively ruck against him)?

MAXX,took some screaming grabs and looked a million dollars until the knee got him.

He is probably too old now and well past development potential.

go head jazza, take a holiday anywhere you like

........as long as you get back in time for milking

Came home worse for wear years ago after a big prelim for the local club,and went looking for the girls.

Realised i was past braindead,i looked everywhere and evry paddock,including next door.

Found them later still in the yard from the previous night.Was a big weekend,didnt tell the boss about that morning.

When they make the mini-series about this I have some suggestions for the cast.

James Hird - Christopher Pyne (That annoying voice suits Hirds personality) or Lance Armstrong

Little - Danny Devito

Dean Robinson - Arnie Schwatzenegger

Mark Thompson - Johnny Depp

Stephen Dank - Meryl Streep - why not she has played nutters before

Shane Charters - Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman

Andrew Demetriou - Al Pacino

Edit: I forget Gil - Big Bird

Dean Wallis=Steve Buscemi.

Yep but it does not alter the fact it is nice coast line.

Not a lot to talk about jazza just another lost football year.

There was a time I would not go away in footy season now I am easily convinced to leave

Always wanted to travel one day.

But Bendigo is a long way from the farm.

I was in that exact location two weeks ago jazza.

Lovely piece of the Sth California coast line.

Just for once the crap has happened were the rich live.

So,your saying it will get cleaned up straight away.

But if it was footscray it would be left for years.

My friend tells me its ocean road worthy in its own way on the californian coast.Apart from the thongs ,surfies and tourists stopped in the middle of the road looking at kaolas.

BTW,havent read much from you lately,good to catch up again.

much better than talking to Biffo and The romsey insemenator.

It is improving I had a few nice cups in the last few weeks over there.

Perhaps redleg could clean up that oil spill in california.

Someone hire this guy as the MFC fitness boss.

Cant be worse than Dave Misson.

I and many other's were under the impression that a 3rd pre-season under Misso would show his capabilities in the fitness area.

Injury completion rates.

Recuperation of the list.

Better run and sustainable run in the season.

A few things that are hard to measure but all the same must be taken into consideration when his contract is up.

In Vegas before driving back to LA for 2 days. Yesterday was a doozie. Flew in after an early flight and got a hire car at LA Airport and then a 5 hour drive to Vegas. Struggled to keep the eyes open.

Love Demonland as it keeps me up to date with the MFC.

Hope you guys see some Deemon wins before I return, otherwise we will be on the bottom with the blue crap.

Pictures required if you get married in that chapel whilst there.

And dont go to the casino and bet on black.

Ive got no control over it,so let it happen and get the right people to manage our club and get the right result.

yeah. don't know why bbo was so perplexed over the ..um.. methodology. after all he is a country boy and a "gentleman" farmer himself

i assumed it was just farming 101

dont know what you are talking about as i avoid news.

But gather its a story about implementing sprog straws for heifer's ,so some farmer has found a way to make it easier and enjoyable{smart man}.

They say South American breeders use a similar technique,But for the life of me BBO has so much knowledge and understanding he should go to college and become a school teacher,They have a chance to influence and berate kids at the same time.

What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

Just out of pure love.

Or did the latex glove break?