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jazza

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  1. yeah. don't know why bbo was so perplexed over the ..um.. methodology. after all he is a country boy and a "gentleman" farmer himself

    i assumed it was just farming 101

    dont know what you are talking about as i avoid news.

    But gather its a story about implementing sprog straws for heifer's ,so some farmer has found a way to make it easier and enjoyable{smart man}.

    They say South American breeders use a similar technique,But for the life of me BBO has so much knowledge and understanding he should go to college and become a school teacher,They have a chance to influence and berate kids at the same time.

  2. What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site.

    Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

    Just out of pure love.

    Or did the latex glove break?

  3. That's impressive Jizz! I imagine that get up would enable you win to over your fair share of heifers. ( although a bag of oats or half a bale of hay might be needed to seal the deal)

    Generally lick me eyebrows and say gurday.Usually works.

  4. Lord Jizza an integral cog among the social elite of Peach Forest! Bwahaha Bwahahah!

    I suppose formal attire is when you don the cut down gumboots?

    Flairs for big night out.And T/shirt and Connie for the cold nights.

  5. The Mad Max series is an Australian cultural classic.

    It does appear that some posters in this thread do lack the ability to truly understand the classics.

    It is clearly impossible to educate all of the lower classes.

    :blink::blink::blink::blink:

    Well said,ive been hoping to meet more classy and smarter type of people and it seem like there aint many of us Froggy.

  6. I am presently in the orient and have been trying to watch the game from the British Club. Do you know the blighters wouldn't change the channel. Now that is uncouth.

    Drop your dacks and sing the national anthem,that normally clears the room for you.

  7. think some people will smoke anything, jazza

    when i was in cadet camp at school i remember kids rolling and smoking pine needles

    Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have?

    Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.

  8. Well picked Jazza. Zeppo was a not just an actor, but a theatre agent, engineer, inventor, company owner and multi millionaire capitalist. As is well documented Karl was a lousy father and husband and relied on Engels for charity to keep investigating his theories. And Gummo was no chump either. Talented lot the Marx's!

    Got a feeling that these brothers lost everything in the wall st crash.

    Groucho was so angry and broke he decided to take the micky out of big business people and did so regulary on the big screen.

  9. Went to the footy in high spirits yesterday. The sun was shining and I was to meet a classy sheila for pre game drinks.

    Well it quickly went Sh ite as both Biffen and Moonie turned up at the same venue. Moonie looked as though he had just emerged from an op shop bin while Biffen was playing his respectable role and wearing a stolen tweed jacket. I could only assume that both of them had been lost in the outback recently as they began downing beers at a frantic rate.

    I held on to my wallet very tightly.

    They suggested enjoying the football together so, in deference to good manners I reluctantly agreed. However, my fellow members should thank me as we sat with the commoners in the outer.

    An interesting day. Moonie continued to gush his unbridled joy for "Wills and Kate". He even became teary once or twice. Biffen seemed surprisingly and unusually drug free so was determined to make up for it by alcohol consumption.

    Then they both became abusive and aggressive hurling quite vicious personal insults at all and sundry. Even nearby Demon supporters were appalled.

    I have no doubt that a review of the CCTV will see them both (rightly) banned.

    It is doubtful that my classy sheila will ever accompany me to the football again.

    You nearly had me believing in that diatribe.

    And then i got to the "classy sheila" bit and thought nnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.