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  1. So

    "Get me the good stuff we are playing Carlton this week"

    Hird Text to Dank...i saw the Text myself.

    This means nothing hey.

    So all clubs can just load up

    Who shall explode first??

    it aint over

    So

    "Get me the good stuff we are playing Carlton this week"

    Hird Text to Dank...i saw the Text myself.

    This means nothing hey.

    So all clubs can just load up

    Who shall explode first??

    Time to get off our arsses and get WADA moving,sitting on here whinging wont help.

  2. Jazza you said this two years ago. But I see you plan now. If you say this every year, one day it will be right.

    2 years ago,i was hyped up on nicotene.

    Today im clean and drug free{sort of,thanks biff}

    8th,put it in the book frogboy.

  3. don't use the orange ones jazza, he makes them up from some old vietnam army surplus supplies

    the rest he sources from someone in fiskville , so probably ok

    The orange ones made my hair and teeth fall out .

    Thought i was getting old,now realise its the pills.

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  4. Have you been mostly hanging around this thread Jazza? I haven't noticed you much in the other threads recently.

    I might just post here more. I feel bad about derailing other threads. And most of the blokes in here are pretty decent (except Daisy).

    Havent been willing to quote on some of the rubbish summer threads col.

    But on my way back as the season proper approaches.

    Had a decent read over summer,so sarcasm is back on the menu for the winter thread season.

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  5. Didn't know you lived near jazza ... :blink:

    Princetown is the swamp,i will have you know.

    Beechy is known as dope smokers corner.

    BTW,still off the durries,brain is taking some time to readjust to so called "normal thinking".

    The councellor thinks im a bit of a nutter{so i must be OK}

  6. Why would an AFL football even consider kicking across the face of goal deep in defence?

    Players will make mistakes when under pressure, tired or when rushed but what Viney did should never happen.

    The idea of kicking across the face of goal should not even enter his mind. It's like suddenly deciding that drinking battery acid is a good idea, it just should not ever happen, especially from a free kick with no pressure.

    Thank christ it was a pracky and PR can point it out all year to the group.

    Worth the arsekicking in this case.

    Carry on,nothing in it.

  7. His guards shutting down Peterborough when "big Mal" was on holiday didnt impress many.

    His daughter getting caught in the spy scandal was even worse.

    But for sheer Aussie prime minister shannigans the trowser escapade beats most.{even PJK's french clocks}.

  8. I hope you're either a real charmer Jizz or have a large er.. vocabulary. Because I'm just trying to imagine all the girls about town looking for a night out after the Grand Pri ck flocking to the Beech Forest pub. Ha Ha Ha ................ FMD Even's Biffen's Gat slags wouldn't go there.

    Charmer,Ha i still wear the flairs{with cuths] for a saturday night at the pub.{one of the best dressed}And a connie cardigan that impresses any bird over 26{with teeth}.

    The jukebox at the Beechy still plays the original 1963 playlist.

  9. Jazza.

    I assume you mean in town.

    but if you wish to stay at home on your spree then I can organise travel for my staff.

    I'm told I have fantastic tour guide potential and my extensive knowledge of rural victoria means we might have to take the Gat to the country.

    Send me a catalogue of all stock.

    Dont worry about price as im not a cheap bugger like Sth American farmers.

    Will meet required stock at Beech Forest pub at allotted time.

    PS, no short/fat/uglie's.

  10. Brief update.

    Still off durries{mmm i cant believe it either}

    Brain doctors are about as good as witch doctors or the drunken mole down the pub reading tea cups.

    I really need footy season to start,or a drunken spree with a loose woman.

  11. The wagon has derailed, however, you are correct about my victory Moonie. I haven't heard from the Peach Forest boy so I can only assume he is licking his ...err wounds and will not challenge a real farmer again.

    To tell the truth BBO,ive actually seeked counselling and faced the fact that the black envelope has descended on my thought's the previous 3 months.

    Anyway on the way back to good health i hope.

    Didnt enjoy the non smoking and certainly didnt enjoy the ginnspi55 you call wine.

    But,definitely on the quit wagon and tasting things and smelling stuff alot better.

    Never realised cowchit smelt so horrible,now i know why people avoid Biff.

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