Benson

The thread count is higher than Melbourne's possession count today.

Brian Royal makes me want to cry. Didn't he screw out back line last year or the year before, he is now killing the midfield.

Easter, we all must have Jesus beards.

Toumpas missed a free shot at goal.

The club brought this upon themselves... Just like how you do not feel sorry for an obese person eating KFC and washing it down with a litre of coke.

Roos will not want to go anywhere near this place.

A lot of people say Toumpas would have played well in a good side. Lets see how our other #4 pick in Calendar Morton going in WA. Wines should have been our #4 pick, Wines and Viney today would have been... Oh we'll.

Wines had a great game today, Brett Goods was up there with BOG for the doggies.

It's Melbourne, no one turns up anyway.

Perspective. From the afl website. BEST Melbourne: Viney, McKenzie, Grimes, M Jones Port Adelaide: Hartlett, Cornes, Schulz, Stewart, Ebert, Boak, Monfries, Pittard, Trengove, Wines

I did.

We need to get our hands on the ball. Port had nearly 100 more possessions and nearly doubled the centre clearances.

Magner needs to come into the side, not sure how this will work with him being a rookie. Kent, looked good and positive during pre season, he should crack into the side soon Dawes for Sellar, cement hands for concrete hands Didn't see Terlich play on the weekend, but reports have him close to BOG, straight swap for Gillies, seriously, he kicked a point for Port, WTF? Out: Sellar, Gillies, take your pick! In: Terlich, Dawes, Kent

Agree, so many poor decisions. Ollie Wines?

And there was no writing on our scorecard for nearly 18 minutes of play...

On today's performance, expect no more than 2 wins... If any at all, today is what we have to show for the supposed massive pre season.

86 Dreamteam points, you little ripper. And Wines had 99 points, I'm happy

Lol, and we do not want fickle players.

Where to? The boys need to learn to spread, and learn some composure. Port looked as though they had 30 players on the field, so many times were there groups of port players on their own.

In all fairness he has done little since being drafted.

An opposition coach that had not much on, football wise, did not bother to watch the team they play next week. No respect from anyone at all.

Lol, like they would come to Melbourne.

Why? Easy, the ball was not going forward, and up there he could do less damage.

I didn't want to say anything, but my source tells me that we are tanking. (Same source where Caroline Wilson gets her crap from)

I can only put it down to fitness, other than that, no idea. Gillies needs to go, he was top of my list of worst on ground.