At Least I Saw a Flag

Apologies for my absence at the G today. Family commitment (including ex wife 😵‍💫) I can't get out of ... can't say I'm looking forward to that.

What could possibly go wrong?

I just saw the end of Q1 ... terrible match. Port are very ordinary ... Richmond even worse.

Crisp and De Goey say hi.

For some reason, I don't mind Josh Daicos. Soz ... Also, does Triplechins not attend filth matches any more? Or is it simply the case that they don't film him being there?

As Bert Newton said (about Mohammed Ali) ... "I like the boy".

Sidebottom ... broken ribs? I've had those ... really hurts!

Shame the Lions have missed so many shots for goal ... would have been carnage otherwise

McStay ... lol

Just turned on ... no strutting peacock there?

Agree ... total moron.

Now children ... stop fighting!! Or I'll send you both (correction - all) to your rooms!!!

True, but one Sparrow doesn't make a summer!! 🤣

Walsh holding the ball, not paid. A few seconds later he gets a free for ... you've guessed it ... holding the ball. Cheats

Fumble ... fumble ... fumble ... Carlton goal ....