Friday

Dear H, Put your head down, train your arse off, win yourself a 2 year extension worth more than what you would have got for the past 2 years. The end.

100 games = life membership?

We play on sunday every week. the top 3 umpires umpire Friday night. The next best on the saturday. then we get lumped with the spuds on the sunday. It wasn't even a free to air game = borderline VFL umpires. Razor ray would have a fit if he had to umpire a melbourne game and would blow his whistle about 200 times in the first quarter. 27 field umpires umpire each week. We consistently get numbers 20-27 all the time.

he has terrible taste in music. and he couldn't commentate an egg and spoon race.

yes, lets get rid of everyone over the age of 23. Then we can really get to the foundations of the rebuild's rebuild's rebuild.

big max's mark was 10x better. And goal of the year combined. Wrestles 2 off and goes BOOM

it's just what happens when 17th plays 18th..... you get the 25/26/27 ranked umpires...

Being injected with vitamins by one of Australia's leading sports scientists is nothing to worried about. It's common practise to inject vitamins, flu shots etc. Essendon pushed the boundaries of the WADA code WITHOUT doctor supervision. the sky isn't falling

"ONE GAME OUT OF THE 8"

Love it. Non negotiables must to be met. Watts, Blease etc did not meet them. FFS he's in his 5th year - THEY ALL need to know, if you don't compete, you're out. there will be others, and until they do compete... look out.

Gai waterhouse

11. GROW A BEARD

Solid advice from someone in the know - for anyone looking to get a beard on for this Saturday

Actually Daisycutter, they will have MORE time to focus on football instead of wasting 8 minutes a day shaving. You sound like a someone who fears the beard.