Adam The God

Thank you, that's all I wanted.

I was hoping there was a gif from the "I'm from Moe!" man from The Footy Show. But not to be.

His tackling is good, but I haven't heard how great our interest is in him.

That's okay. I'm crying.

I realised I was a very sheltered lad. Too much Demonland, not enough OF.

I was asking my wife what half the emojis attached to the bikini ladies profiles meant last night. I learnt some things.

Funnily enough we've won the same amount of flags as the great Geelong has in the last decade, and still have 3 flags on them overall. No need to be pessy, we'll be back up there before you can say "Steven King".

Now, now. We don't need anymore Eeyores in here. We're full up.

The most appropriate gif for this week is this one:

Maybe we make Jeffo captain next year, I'm sure Max wouldn't mind. At least that way we don't lose Picket's membership. We need every member we can get.

And Ricky Mentha from his Gippy days.

Far out. Eeyore season.

Thanks for reading Demonland, Sam.

I think the thing that offsets this is his pace. I compare him (crudely) with Spargo, but the attribute he has over Charlie is leg speed. Both elite kicks, he's probably more creative by hand than Charlie too, but they're relatively similar players, minus the pace. If we could walk away with Humphrey, Steele and Rogers for Trac, Clarry and Spargo, we're re-setting beautifully. If I could dream one step further and say replace McVee with Harry Oliver in a Clarry trade, Adam's extremely excited and still a God.

Really? Which past experience? A win for everyone is Humphrey for Trac and Trac for Humphrey.

We just need Bailey Smith to come out and talk about his Cotton On deal and farm deal. He doesn't seem the brightest spark, so fingers crossed.

He's been a lickhead from the word go. Arrogant as duck.

I just saw a ZeroHanger headline saying they have a massive fine and went on there to find it's less than 100k and has no draft or trade sanctions. Pathetic. But we knew that would happen.

The leak has just about been plugged...

It's happening, baby.

Gold Coast supporters?

Dazzler will be most unhappy at the potential of Humphrey B Bear. Much more fun to laugh at the expense of Demonland posters melting. 😂

Well, Rogers is a quicker Spargo. Creative by hand and foot, and elite on either side of his body. Makes sense.

Depends what we get back / how much they pay of Clarry's salary.

I'd be staggered if they played Rivers there. Humphrey or no Humphrey, Rivers has to be in that midfield mix next year. That said, he does offer great drove from half back and King wants to play a back half transition game... I think Harry Oliver would suit that to a tee with his kicking.