Ghostwriter

He’s 205cm. Measured this morning

The jumper numbers aren’t set yet. Today it was just grab a jumper and get out there! The only one that might be permanent is X in #5

I’ve met all the new guys. They’re all AWESOME. I’m madly in love with CJ!!!

So, it’s just me and the trainers here for now. And Wheels. I love Wheels. He said Shane is coming along nicely, looking good for an early in the season return. I told Wheels I met Kingy last week and he said “What’s he like? I haven’t met him yet.” 😅 Taylor Whitford is here too. He said the boys are “absolutely itching” to get out here this morning.

It’s gonna be a circus today. Relatively speaking, that is. Collingwood and the other big clubs get this sort of attention at every training session. We rarely do.

This is who came to the match yesterday… Missing from the pic are Fritta, Tmac and Luker

#Weekenders 🙄 😝

Yeah, Saturday at 1:05pm at Ikon

Please note: you’ve quoted Katrina Dee Fan, not me. 👍🏽 BTW, I’m not concerned with the lack of interest in the W comp. People can’t be forced to like something so I’d be wasting my time. All I was doing was appealing to folks to attend today’s match, and I’ll do the same for this Saturday’s match. Nothing more than that.

Only the clueless ones (me) who knee-[censored] MAEVO’S RIGHT TO PLAY! when she isn’t. Edit: the censored word starts with J and rhymes with perks.

💙💙GAMEDAY❤️❤️ A win today is so crucial. The last final we won was the 2022 premiership. This point is not lost on our young players who’ve clearly been made aware of this. I got the same vibes talking about this with Dingo as I did with Paxy. One of Mick’s very many talents is the focus leading up to each match. He has a theme and it’s never generic. Anyways, it doesn’t need to be pretty, it doesn’t need to be by a big margin, it just needs to be a WIN! And no injuries, of course 🤞 I’m not a fan of finals campaign slogans (still getting over the whole “Possessed” thing in the men’s in 2023) but we have one this year. It’s… BRING THE HEAT! But it’s way better than North’s which is NOT DONE YET 🥱

1-4 year players commence preseason this Monday at 10am. The seniors start back about two weeks after that.

The W didn’t make finals last year, OD. In 2023 we finished top 4 but went out in straight sets. In 2022 we won the premiership. We haven’t won a final since the premiership win, therefore tomorrow is so important. Glad to see you supporting the W 👍🏽

Should’ve been tonight.

Except she so isn’t right to play 😫

Yesterday I found out why we were denied a home final at Casey. Quite simply… channel Seven said No. We pushed very hard but to no avail.

He came back to Aus last week for his brother’s wedding in Perth. What godees said ⬆️😁

I don’t have to imagine. Andy and I share the same initials 😫

I actually didn’t notice so it must’ve been ok 😁

So, the Hawks failed the cheer squad test. North, not much better… Absolutely no excuse. This is shameful. It’s embarrassing and I feel bad for their players. We make our W team a banner every week and a bloody good one at that. Most weeks they’re the same size as the men’s (depending on pole size at smaller grounds) and every week we put in the same amount of time and effort as we do the men’s.

The thought of Birch getting a fourth premiership 🤮🤮🤮🤮

No banner for the Hawks tonight, unless this qualifies as a banner… Which it doesn’t. Do better, Hawthorn CS 🤨

Yeah I didn’t expect that. I thought she was good last week.

Well, what a p!zz poor event that was. It was actually embarrassing. You know the attendance is dismal when there’s more staff and players than spectators. There was lucky to be 40 people there and some of those were players’ parents. The “activations” weren’t even “activated” and the poor face-painting lady painted a grand total of three faces having taken the better part of an hour to set up. I felt so bad for her that I got an MFC fake tattoo on my arm. They should’ve just left it as a regular captain’s run. The absence of spectators amidst the Demon Shop, Harvest Snaps, face-painting etc. vans stood out like a sore thumb.