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Mmm . . Zee ball he saay two yeers!!

That's right! . . . https://www.evansandpartners.com.au/ourpeople/advisoryboard/ . . and then there's the muscled up "elephant" in the corner!!

Eyes wide shut!

Nabsolution . . Ireland . . Gaelic boys . . 457's . . crisis over!!

Held to ransom by a rogue club . . grow a pair and slap the dopers down! Personally I don't care if I never again see a black and red jumper.

Just to bring a little peace to the collective Demonlander psyche, I took a peek at the boy's training this morning and NO sign of peptides! In fact the group look very lean, in particular the "Prince" who looks Ks lighter than last year. Happy to say not a pumped up Wastsonesque body in sight . . . 2015 Go Dees!!

and then just when you thought it was safe to . . BANG! . . another hit on the head with the WADA bat!! 11.2 Consequences for Team Sports I f more than two members of a team in a Team Sport are found to have committed an anti-doping rule violation during an Event Period, the ruling body of the Event shall impose an appropriate sanction on the team (e.g., loss of points, Disqualification from a Competition or Event, or other sanction) in addition to any Consequences imposed upon the individual Athletes committing the anti-doping rule violation.

Right, good, work with it! THAT day was it hot? what could you smell, hear? Reconnect with THAT day . . relive the incidents, a head high charge, a cowardly punch, that feeling of revultion, the horror, the horror it's still lives inside of you . . reconnect with your inner hater. You'll be fine!

Yes, yes it is possible, just repeat the phrase "2000 grand final" five times . . . . . . there you go, how easy was that!!

That much we know!

Makes a lot of sense! Little was interviewed by Robbo in Nov soon after they had lost the case against ASADA. They no longer had a dog in the fight given they weren't a party to the players tribunal and were not going to appeal the ASADA decision, but Little ended the interview with this quote: "There will be noise along the way. Journalists I don’t like, presidents whose comments I don’t like, the AFL alluding to certain things, that’s noise in my opinion. The main game is getting these players off and that’s where my focus is". By what means was he going to achieve this?

I want some of Wonky Willy's mushroom chocolate . . and I want it NOW!!

Take a JAB and join the Bombers for the NAB!!

Unconfirmed . . Tawnia seen rummaging thru the specials bin at Dimmey's?

My advice to the Legal fraternity is GO FOR IT! Hird and Essendon will never be broke, too many very, VERY wealthy backers who are either dedicated supporters (we all need those!) or fanboys in awe of the "golden boy". Don't be shy, embrace the wealth transfer that's taking place, there will be plenty left to cover player "grievances" and the requisite substantial deposit into Govt coffers. This is the world of the "FU" rich where life is a game and anything with a price (including football clubs) can be bought and enjoyed!

Yes, but james is very special, just ask him!!

Time for a new Testament? AFL Football with very strict and very frequent drug testing regimes ensure's performance of players and the standard of games will remain well below potential. The current AFL model is . . . boring!! A fresh approach is needed. An all steroid AFL Football competition is envisioned, with no testing whatsoever, all drugs are permitted, in fact drug usage is mandatory. The AFL will provide free needles, IV set ups, and drug refrigerators. Known as the "Hird" model of AFL football, It will push the performance envelope leading to record breaking crowd attendances. The future of AFL under Hird rules is . . daring, exciting and progressive!! The Hird model is designed to pioneer an important concept: the maximization of human performance. Of course it is risky for any player to be used as a guinea pig, but the Hird model will help the future of all humanity by speeding up evolution a thousand fold. Yes, evolution can be cruel with many losers, but the few winners go on to lead and propagate. The Hird model ensures the AFL will survive . . and it's surviving players will propagate . . and their progeny will become the dominant sporting species on planet earth . . and will rule for a thousand years . . and the name of Hird will be immortal!! Amen(dola)

Caro hate Hird Caro good egg!!

Hird is a cheat: Hird and Dr Ageless go back to the early 90s when James was recieving "dietary" advice ie doping. Hird is an abuser: harming the reputation, careers and possibly the health of 34 people in his "team". Hird is a bully: using expensive PR and legal tactics to attack those who dare criticise him. Hird is a Psychopath: self centered, unable to show remorse, blames everybody but himself, no concience, win at all costs attitude ETC. The only difference between Hird and Armstrong is the amount of sports geography that they sullied, apart from that I would say they are brothers in arms! PS retracted "Hird is a criminal" but may repost when appropriate . . .

Get ya Herald, Sportin glohobe! Yep I usta be a paper boy back in the day! Article from the Herald (The Sydney Age, no paywall!!) http://www.smh.com.au/afl/afl-news/suspended-past-and-present-essendon-players-may-need-afl-approval-to-play-nab-cup-20150123-12x5yk.html

Get ya Herald, Sportin glohobe! Yep I usta be a paper boy back in the day! Article from the Herald (The Sydney Age, no paywall!!) http://www.smh.com.au/afl/afl-news/suspended-past-and-present-essendon-players-may-need-afl-approval-to-play-nab-cup-20150123-12x5yk.html

Ronald Dale said "they are only eighteen men with two arms and two legs just like you!" Today it's a few more than eighteen but the message would be the same: you play the team in the other jumper and win. Season 2015 might have some peculiarities but that's the price you pay for a drug free competition.

In defence of the Doc, one could easily confuse Hippocratic Oath with Hypocritic Oaf, sounding so similar and all . . .

How would Alistair have fared under the WADA code . . couple of years I suspect!!

RD 3 starts April 17th . . Today's date 19th Jan. = 3 months suspension!! Good strategy to break the player's bloc? They oughta take it, run like hell and don't look back! Leave the other 32 in that rusty ol' barbedwire canoe!