DemonFrog

On 05/11/2017 at 10:00 AM, old dee said:

Sadly I have to report Jaded that you have gone off a year early.

No chance of a GF in 2018 but 2019 might just be the year.

OD 2018 will be our premiership year!

Great to see Port trying to win the 2018 AFL premiership by recruiting ex Melbourne players. But someone needs to tell them the the 2018 premiership will be going to the Melbourne Football Club.

GO THE DEES!

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Is there a draft ? 

Close the door then...

BB, I think they are talking about a type of beer.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Gee it's cold. 

Actually I am very warm.

Should I turn on the air conditioner?

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would love a thick one.

Dont get dirty.

Red, not a great pickup line, but of it works for you that all that matters.

12 hours ago, beelzebub said:

On 23/10/2017 at 7:21 AM, daisycutter said:

 

Best quote to a comment in 2017

On 03/11/2017 at 3:04 PM, Redleg said:

Obtuse. 

"Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

I see your problem, Red.

No one on this thread is 5 years old.

On 02/11/2017 at 1:41 PM, Redleg said:

Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Weekend at Bernie's.

Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crickey demonland is deadly dull atm.

In the good old days you could throw a bone to Stuie and fire things up. Of course the immoderators would call this "baiting" and poor old Uncle Bitter would get some rehab. 

Arrh gotta miss Stuie!

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

2 hours ago, old dee said:

Time stands still for no one DF not even bananas will stop the March of time.

I recommendation has nothing to do with the passing of time and all about JW's virus.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Pessimistic frog.

I would be very happy to be proven wrong.

56 minutes ago, old dee said:

Actually heading in the opposite direction DF.

I have accepted my fate.

You better start drinking banana smoothies before it's too late.

11 hours ago, old dee said:

Correct Ernest I am very spiritual after half a bottle of single malt.

After 53 years OD I would have thought you would be up to half a case of single malt by now?

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Think!

I just wanted it to end.

As nothing good comes to us from it.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

You guys can hunt around to find out the next number in the countdown.

1?

24 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

AFL Integrity Unit takes over investigation into topless photo

Move over Vicpol, the big boys at the AFL Integrity Unit are taking over

AFL and Integrity are two words that simply don't go together.

13 hours ago, old dee said:

I think it is time to change the title by adding "No W" every thread on Demonland descends into a JW discussion. I am well and truely over the discussion.

 

Should we be talking about Port players?

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Incorrect DF Jack Watts is to blame.

Who?

2 hours ago, america de cali said:

Jack Watts has left the building and the bananapocalypse is coming. 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bananapocalypse-the-race-to-save-the-worlds-most-popular-fruit/2017/10/06/bf1635ac-7d28-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html?utm_term=.42e9d46fbb25

I blame the AFL, WADA, Danks, MessyDrugs and Hird for this global crisis. Is nothing safe from these people?

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Cameron Bruce more recently.

I won't Bugg you with any more.

Red you need to focus more on Melbourne players and not ex Hawthorne ones.

Red I always thought you were much older ?

Or is this OD?

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not exactly frogger. However I do have a facility that that is used for quite demanding pastimes.

Although I imagine such practices are unknown to most Westralians ( excepting Ethan)!

To help you with the operations of your various facilities, I recommend watching the following video, enjoy!

22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

Still got expelled.

You own a gym?

28 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 

You would make a great AFL board member/senior executive.