DemonFrog

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Disgusting performance today, simply disgusting 

What was on today?

Moonie

As requested.

On 30/03/2018 at 8:03 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Didn't Essendon do that? I am sure there are plenty of previous examples, without even mentioning underarm bowling ...

What have I missed RBB ?

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'll give you blokes a free tip. Don't give up your day jobs to get a gig at The Comedy Festival.

Now Uncle you still have the actual money from your first pay. You never give anything away for free. The real cost is always in the fine print.

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

the only time uncle has been in a stable relationship was when he had a brief fling with mr ed

Uncle is into alpacas not horses?

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It was what you’d consider long-term but it was against her will. 

Did she object to Uncle wearing makeup, spikes in his head or the collar?

3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Far too flattering.

I understand that Uncle has gone to ground since the Craig McLaughlin allegations surfaced.

Uncle does a very good impression of Frank N Furter, indeed, I am told he was approached to replace dear Craig until the production team checked out his CV and spoke to female cast members about his full audition. 

Has Uncle been in a stable long term relationship?

On 07/01/2018 at 8:01 PM, Moonshadow said:

 

Mr Moon where did you get the picture of Uncle?

On 06/01/2018 at 9:54 AM, 640MD said:

Up until this line, I had thought that this thread was way above any other on Land and I enjoyed the reading, innuendo and humour  far more than I should.  Am I missing the point in this comment ?

What can we say other then there are Hawk supporters everywhere.

Personally I would rather read about our own club champions. Go the Dees!

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

 

See Mr Moon, a picture can say a thousand words. Keep up the good work.

On 01/01/2018 at 8:12 AM, Redleg said:

JLT  66

AFL Season 83

My next birthday 789

Are you old enough to post in this forum Red?

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Supporting the MFC will do that to you Mr. Shadow.

There are many things that happens to those who support the MFC. Winning AFL grand finals is not one of them.

I hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.

51 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Important article in Fairfax press by a girl who does't like fruit peel in her Christmas Cake.

The Age once again dealing with the real news.

And the ever charming Clementine Ford wrote a gem about being lonely at Christmas (is it any wonder).

Can we blame Uncle for this as well?

Merry Christmas one and all.

38 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well fellow illuminati, I'm sure you will all agree there is nothing like some intellectual stimulation while slurping down the Saturday morning chocolate filled maple syrup bathed and bacon wrapped croissants.

May I refer you to today's Age and an article titled - "Men- only day spas the new gentleman's club". The article focusses on a New York clinic that specialises in various medical and beauty treatments for blokes - no sheilas allowed.

"Non invasive penile enlargement" is available for a mere $6000 but there is a catch - it only lasts 2 years.

In what I thought was an interesting juxtaposition, "anal tightening procedures" are also on the menu. There is a "laser treatment" option for this.

 

Uncle, have you booked an appointment or two in the American Man Cave?

Do they also serve Australian style bananas smoothie?

2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

struggling with your inner feminine side, froggy?

Mrs Frog loves her CC and Dry, but it can only be in a glass container.

21 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well Moonie, one has to keep an open mind and be prepared to .... err experiment .. in all aspects of life.

CC and dry is a girly drink?

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Rubbish. It is because the players found out that bananas were removed from the camp menu.

PS. The Australian budget surplus owes full credit for it to the banana industry which has single handedly rescued the economy.

No bananas for soft AFL players.

They should only get a weekend at Romsey with Uncle Bitters and his household of blue haired ladies.

Perms, manicures, facials, massagers and other girly hair treatments YES!

Bananas NO!

If only we could bring back real football players like John Duckworth.

4 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle, all the Waitresses are wearing thongs,! What sort of an establishment have you taken me to??

The Beach?

OD I just read the cancellation of the Melbourne FC Boot Camp by the players.

Can I withdraw my prediction of a 2018 Melbourne Premiership?

I now think it will take us at least five years to get rid of all the soft players the Club had accumulated over the years.

My new prediction is that the Melbourne FC will finish 9th or below in 2018. The players are clearly not hungry enough for a Grand Final win.

59 minutes ago, bjDee said:

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th.

The barman / berperson says: ...?

(please contribute to the story)

We don't server people from Romsey here?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Remember Moonie, there is a dead author floating around too.

Can we blame Uncle Bitters for killing the author?

2 hours ago, greenmachine said:

players to soft these days really

 

I blame Uncle Bitters for this state of affairs.

19 hours ago, old dee said:

It was harder having her gloat every time they beat us which was most of the time. When she become an adult we enjoyed going to games together.

however motherhood and the druggies have effectively removed her from the sport. Since 2014 she has had little interest. Hates Hird with rare passion and little interest in AFL.

Tell her to come to the light and join Melbourne. Better still a Melbourne membership for Christmas.

It is never too late to show her how much you care.