DemonFrog

3 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

Looks like a Siberian filigree hamster to me. 

Your not an Aye Aye fan?

2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

How far is to Compare? And how many people live there?

More importantly, how many Melbourne supporters live there?

16 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Maybe it's a Mexican frog!

All this talk about Mexicans will just upset my dad, may he rest in peace.

But there can never be enough frogs. Cockroach Frogs, Mexican Frogs, Crow Eating Frogs are all welcome.

16 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

What happened to your avatar Toady? That's not a frog? Going all 'mammal' on us, are you?

It reminded me of my time in Madagascar. 

Loved the Aye Aye.

21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

1,  year that is.

COOL, I see an actual number!

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

What is a year without a countdown? Is there such a thing?

I am a numbers man.

A countdown has numbers!

Where are the numbers?

No numbers in a countdown really freaks me out.

Bring back the numbers!

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Maybe she is fat lady and is singing because the countdown is now just about its nadir ...

Did we have a actual countdown this year?

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

I can hear Annie singing now, " the Draft will come out, tomorrow".

Who is Annie and why is she singing?

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You married a Mexican football team!?

Tell us more ............... please.

Yes but it's a family secret as my old man was never keen on the Mexicans. 

I don't think he ever accepted the fact that I started supporting a Mexican Football team. But that could be due to my continued singing of the Grand Old Flag after we beat the Shockers. He did appeared to get really upset every time I called after his AFL team was flogged by my Mexican team.

However, on a more serious note, my wife had once commented on the fact she liked Collingwood. That is when I found Demonland!

2 hours ago, hemingway said:

Oh BB that really is not only very true but funny.

Many of us can relate to the diplomacy of marriage.

It was noticeable 2 years ago when I spent 2 weeks in Port Douglas with my better half just how much the locals don't tell you. Just like the tourist brochures. I'm talking about stingers, the location of crocs, and other deadly creatures. As one local explained to me, ""no we don't swim at the beach, we swim in pools."

They really regard us Mexicans as a bunch of mugs. 

Anyway as they say in the classics, happy wife, happy life. 

Enjoy.

Don't tell my father, may he rest in peace, but not only do I support a Mexican football team but I also married one.

Long live Mexico! 

Do we have a new banner?

I can no longer see the Port player.

On 12/11/2017 at 6:21 AM, Redleg said:

Think I need to turn over this job to someone else.

Wait until we win the 2018 flag.

You will be glad your stayed the Countdown lawyer poster.

4 hours ago, old dee said:

There are a lot of wet behind the ears kids in our best 25.

they still need a couple of years to mature and give match winning performances 80% of the time. 

I am assuming of course that they all well most of them continue to improve. 

I also think we are still a couple short of a top four side.

My prediction in 2018 is eighth and if injuries go our way perhaps seventh leading to a win in our first final.

Fifty four years is long enough, OD.

If we are not aiming for a Premiership in 2018, then its another wasted year.

Plus we can not just roll over and lets the dogs and tigers win Premierships without having a serious crack at one or two ourselves.

2018 is the year of the Demons!

On 11/10/2017 at 7:13 AM, old dee said:

Not sure what you are mixing with your coffee DF but can you let me know please.

I am a tea drinker, so never mix anything with coffee.

On 05/11/2017 at 10:00 AM, old dee said:

Sadly I have to report Jaded that you have gone off a year early.

No chance of a GF in 2018 but 2019 might just be the year.

OD 2018 will be our premiership year!

Great to see Port trying to win the 2018 AFL premiership by recruiting ex Melbourne players. But someone needs to tell them the the 2018 premiership will be going to the Melbourne Football Club.

GO THE DEES!

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Is there a draft ? 

Close the door then...

BB, I think they are talking about a type of beer.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Gee it's cold. 

Actually I am very warm.

Should I turn on the air conditioner?

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would love a thick one.

Dont get dirty.

Red, not a great pickup line, but of it works for you that all that matters.

12 hours ago, beelzebub said:

On 23/10/2017 at 7:21 AM, daisycutter said:

 

Best quote to a comment in 2017

On 03/11/2017 at 3:04 PM, Redleg said:

Obtuse. 

"Weekend at Bernies".  Bernie Vince,  23 days to draft. 

Obtuse, I think not. Elementary cryptic clues a 5 year old could work out.

I see your problem, Red.

No one on this thread is 5 years old.

On 02/11/2017 at 1:41 PM, Redleg said:

Gee it's the bloody countdown. Think Cryptic.

This is not to the standard of countdowns I have come to expect from you, Red. 

As 2018 will be our Premiership year, I do expect to see some serious changes in the way the countdown are conducted in the future. Fireworks, dancing girls, funny pictures etc. Yes but cryptic No.

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Weekend at Bernie's.

Mr Bitter's real life name is Bernie?

15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crickey demonland is deadly dull atm.

In the good old days you could throw a bone to Stuie and fire things up. Of course the immoderators would call this "baiting" and poor old Uncle Bitter would get some rehab. 

Arrh gotta miss Stuie!

Bitters, you do need to admit to your many personal issues before rehab will have any chance of working.

So, it was important to show your bro love for Mr Stuie by saying you miss him.

Good to see you have started to take little steps on your long road to recovery.

Keep up the good work.

2 hours ago, old dee said:

Time stands still for no one DF not even bananas will stop the March of time.

I recommendation has nothing to do with the passing of time and all about JW's virus.