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    The Daily Maggot

    “Jake’s massive heart allows him to do some great things on the field” declared club cardiologist Nick Daffy. “But an enlarged heart can result in serious health complications off-field. We are in the process of investigating, but believe it may be caused by a number of conditions including high blood pressure arrythmias and pulmonary hypertension.” Daffy clarified that rumors circulating that King’s heart was “the size of Pharlap’s” were “not physically possible, given the size and depth of the human chest cavity”. Daffy also diagnosed King’s condition as being the exact opposite of that experienced by Melbourne pair Colin Sylvia and Brent Moloney. We can't escape it even the "Maggot" is in the know
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