Dwayne is hard to listen to at the best of times, his love of Port Adelaide and Geelong is equal only to his hatred of Melbourne.
Today, you could hear the tears rolling down his cheeks, and the croak in his voice with every Melbourne goal got louder and louder. After Garlett kicked one of his many goals he proclaimed "dagger to the heart!" He was of course referring to himself.
Well Dwayne, to show there are no hard feelings despite all this I will be sending you a small gift in the mail.