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No. He is going to be one of the best in the entire competition. His ability to free his hands and find a teammate is something that I have never seen in my 40+ years of watching the Dees. He has a freakish ability that I am so glad Taylor identified, and traded up for.

With his arms splayed out, while looking at the nearest umpire.

I couldn't cover 400m without the aid of a jetski. Congrats to the young man. Great job.

Wonder how they rated scumbag Mitchell's punch in the face to Watts. We would have been delighted to see the bump if it was Oliver giving it to Rioli. Fair play, carry on.

Viney - daylight - more light - another gap - gaping chasm - everyone else.

But first round pick? Must be a joke right?

Wonder what Hurley thought.

DAWES (zero), TERLICH (zilch), ANB (keep),NEWTON(zilch),MINCHIE(zilch),LUMUMBA(if healthy, probably keep),GRIMES(dfa/4th/5th rd best case) SPENCER(contracted) ,MAX KING (zilch) Matt Jones (maybe keep, has improved this year),Trengove (would be mildly surprised if he is kept on. Just too slow) and White (he would be concerned) Need to keep in mind that we dont have a plethora of draft picks this year, so unless we see some gold in the rookie drafts etc, can't see us de-listing too many this year. Maybe that saves the likes of Trenners, and Lumumba.

Angry at Casey posted this in the Casey thread. Thought it should be brought over here, for those who didn't read that thread. First of all i'll address what i heard re: Hibberd. I was there tonight with a good mate and his old man who bumped into this relative of Hibberd at the ground. Now they played some footy together at Crib Point in years gone bye. This relative said Hibberd would be at Melbourne on a 4 year deal. Essendon had offered him 3 with a trigger for a 4th for what would work out to be 30K a year less. Now the money wasn't the clincher according to the relative, more so Essendon's pitch. Essendon said that they'd be up and challenging within 2 years, to which Hibberd said, and i quote '[censored] that, i'm 26. Melbourne are ready to challenge now'.

Saty, seriously mate, just give it a rest. There is nothing new to complain about in this thread. I'm confident you are not winning friends within the playing group by your incessant cheerleading.

I was always too drunk to figure it out earlier Saty.

Bunch of alcos on this site.

I picture some old guy, writhing on his bed, gasping for his life giving meds, as you wave him away while you watch the Dees dismantle the Horks on his TV. Terrible Ding, just terrible. (sorry everyone. For clarity, he is a nurse)

Good call. Was just saying the exact thing to my brother on the phone. Rioli. omg I wish someone would smash his fkn nose. And I think it's time to admit I owe an apology. Jack Watts, I said you were finished, and also questioned your courage. It took a long time, but the egg on my face is well cooked. I talk footy with a number of Dees supporters, and to a man, they now agree that you are a star of the club, and bloody close to a star of the comp. Well done bloke, and may it continue.

She could have avoided your barbs, if she had simply made the correct sandwich in the first place. (please dont jump on me for that, its a joke about hawthorn people, not women in general) And if he wants to proffer faux top shelf liquor to his mates, he gets the profanities he deserves. He is probably going by the old adage, "losers can please themselves"

Gold. Good luck with that.

Hawthorn, Melbourne's bitche.s since August 2016.

For those who had a read of the "what I will do it we beat the horks" thread. Ding said he would "buy a membership" if we won. Just received a call from our life giver, to advise that Ding would like everyone to know that he has purchased a membership tonight. The win that keeps on giving.

Not the thread for it mate, but if you want to throw some cash into somthing cool and tangible, pm me, and I will show you the charity stuff i did last year. (You just need to promise not to tell anyone that faulty was a charity volunteer. Destroys my right-wing rep) schitt, my 1,000th post was non-Dees related. Damn

Just received a call from our life giver, to advise that Ding would like everyone to know that he has purchased a membership tonight. The win that keeps on giving....

Quoted just for lol.

Ask your source if he is coming as dfa......

I hope none of our people ever copy what carlton and norf supporters did when they thought they had some talent. Opening Big Footy threads asking "who has the best midfield", followed by 20 paragraphs why they think theirs is the burgeoning superpower. So embarrassing. But you are correct. We finally look to have a bucket load of actually talented footballers running through the middle. Watch them start to line up from other clubs now. This is the sort of win that gets the footy world talking. BEST: Hawthorn: Rioli, Smith, Hodge, Lewis, Mitchell That fall from the top is going to be like plummeting off a cliff. I cannot wait.

Ouch woooo hoooooo But ouch.

Not the time mate. Please.