Jaded No More

Haven’t always been his biggest fan, but Viney is a finals player. His game tonight was sensational.

And Oliver barely made a dint on the stat sheet and May blew a leg and we won by 83 points. Like what the actual [censored]?

Finally in bed. Scrolling online. It’s hit me that we are in a grand final and that we won’t be able to share the moment with the players. And that really hurts. It hurts because we’ve suffered a lot as a supporter base. If you aren’t a Melbourne supporter you just have no understanding of the deep scars, the heartache, the loss and the failure we’ve been through together. We have been through it all just to experience this moment. I am incredibly emotional and it’s a mixed bag of pride, and excitement, and deep sadness. I am beyond proud of what this club has achieved this year already. Beyond excited for what is to come. And incredibly happy for everyone at the club who has worked so hard for this moment, but more importantly, for all of our supporters.

By tomorrow it’ll be 95 against the wind.

I hope the winner tomorrow is the MRI scanner.

A smart move to be smashing them by enough to be able to have our entire AA squad on the bench with 10 minutes to go. Very good planning 😂

Chris Scott “I gotta get on the bus. I’ll keep my answers short”… yeah mate you gotta get on the bus to the retirement village. The pudding is waiting.

I need to have a serious chat to Mark McGowen. Can my Covid free hamstring be let across the border to donate to Steven May? The hammy is fresh. I’ve been sitting on the couch for 220 days.

Out: JJ In: Hunt (sub)

This breaks my heart but I agree that if May isn’t 1000% you bring in Hunt as the sub.

I literally haven’t been calmer in a second half of a game for years. My heart is at a low comfortable 190 beats per minute.

Greene will be alright for Casey I guess.

Seriously what just happened? Where am I? What day is it? Who are we? CARN THE [censored] DEES!!!! Also, eat a salty bag of testicles Geelong

Solid bench

RIP Geelong It has been a pleasure destroying you.

This is so beautiful

Max [censored] Gawn. Take a bow you start.

Need a better second half from Oliver. He’s been quiet by his standards.

Half time analysis: we are doing well but poor goal kicking is letting them back in it. And of course nice cheating umpiring. May on one leg is a real real issue. Our backline will not cope if Geelong get going in the middle.

Ok I’m going to put the phone down now. Super proud of this club and what we have become and achieved this year. Good luck and CARN THE MIGHTY DEES 💙❤️

I’m not there. I was asking those who are. I’m on the couch [censored] myself.

How is the crowd in terms of Melbourne v Geelong split?

JJ sub.

God damn Basil Zemplis 🤮